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- Enough with the procrastination, it’s time for excuses. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Sunny today with a slight chance of me going outside to enjoy it.
- Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.
- I have some pretty hilarious inside jokes with myself.
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On a scale of 9 to 10, how would you rate me?
- You always remember your first crush. Mine was Orange.
- If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one ?
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All mothers have intuition. Great mothers have radar. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page , 100+ LIKES in 5 minutes)
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If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
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The really scary part of middle age is you know you’re going to grow out of it.
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Why do stores always put their slowest clerks in the “express” lane?
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Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.
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I can rise and shine. But not at the same time.
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It’s always so embarrassing when you are having a conversation in your head and you realize you are making faces that go along with the silent conversation.
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Just for the sake of argument, let’s say I’m right about everything. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!
We’ve all been here…
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