Terrible Tuesday Status Updates…

You are 2/5th’s the way through this week.  Keep on trucking and it’ll be Friday before you know it.

Meanwhile steal some Funny Facebook Status Updates from us:

  • Parking spots are the sluts of the garage world.
  • If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
  • Why is the f*ck is the word abbreviation so long?
  • I can’t define irony;but, I know it when I see it.
  • There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can’t.

Link of the day: Nasa Space Shuttle Atlantis launching in High Def.

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More funny Status Update ‘s

Welcome back, hopefully you had a wonderful weekened.  Now here are some knee slappers for the long week ahead…

Is…

  • \/\/orking like I’m making the pyramids… except I get constant bathroom breaks.
  • working for the weekend, like everybody, duh!
  • aggressively attempting to solve rubiks cube.
  • perusing youtube and craigslist at the same time.
  • looking to chat with someone… anyone!
  • sleepier than a mofo.
  • trying to get a raise.  Not that kind.. get your mind out of the gutter.
  • putting whiskey in my coffee this morning.
  • thinking of 100 different things I want for lunch today.

Hope you enjoyed those random thoughts.  Check back for some sweet movie quotes that you can set as your status update next time around.  PEACE!