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Instaham, Cute Corgi, & Funny Status Ideas

April 13, 2012

Make your weekend last, share these…

Funny Status Ideas for Facebook:

  • Mission Impossible: Not eating a French Fry on the way home from the drive thru. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I love photos because they never change even when the person in it changes.
  • Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, Remote = Moken Troll.
  • Facebook is the leading cause to cell phone battery deaths.
  • I am really thankful that I have a desk job. I could never get all my personal stuff done at home.
  • Anyone can be “giving” or “supportive” when it benefits them.
  • The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching..  (209+LIKEs in 3 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • When I first heard of the Hunger Games, I thought it had to do with food.
  • Nearly half a billion people in China never brush their teeth.
  • In the future, I’ll tell my grandchildren that I’m older than the internet thus blowing their minds forever.
  • We all have that friend that acts innocent, but is very naughty.
  • In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em to mess with you.
  • Never let a fool kiss you. Or a kiss fool you.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • I wish I could have the money my company wastes.

Sup Guys!?! IS this dog winking at you???

Sup Guys

Now that is one adorable Corgi! Put this LIKEable photo on your timeline by hovering your mouse over the picture and clicking SHARE.

This app is totally worth 1Billion dollars:

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Makes you want some ham, doesn’t it? Post to your FB Wall for instant-LIKEablity.

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Cell Phone Elephant, Missing Dog, & Status Posts that get LIKEs

March 28, 2012

Be LIKEable, share these…

Funny Status Posts for Facebook:

  • Did you know? Its impossible to say “Good Eye Might” without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :)  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Looking at your ex and wondering “was I drunk the entire relationship?”
  • The awkward moment when you pretend die infront of your pet…and they don’t move.
  • People who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit tastes like.
  • Anyone else hate tomatoes but like ketchup?
  • I love you because we hate the same stuff.
  • Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.
  • That awkward moment when you’re trying to get over someone you have never dated.  (154+LIKEs in 4 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • “You look tired” is just a polite way to tell someone they look like sh*t.
  • Sometimes you have to care less, in order to see if they’ll care more.
  • Do all things with love.
  • Washing your hands – sleeve starts falling down – NOOOOOOO!
  • Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to act like one.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food.

Missing Dog Poster:

Missing Dog

Haha! Now that is an awesome dog picture :) Hover your mouse over to instantly share that picture on your Facebook wall. 

Bonus Funny Pic: Facebook Girlfriend

Elephant Plays with Cell Phone:

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We’ve all seen a Cat play with an iPad but, an elephant with a cell phone is awesome! Share that with your Facebook friends for tons of comments & LIKEs.

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iPad Humor, Tired Doggie, & Status Humor

March 9, 2012

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Golden STATUS Humor that will get you LIKEd…

  • LIKE IF you say “never mind” when you don’t feel like repeating yourself.  (4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • The biggest mistake I have made in my life is letting people stay in my life far longer than they deserve…
  • Mornings come in 3 sizes: (1) Early (2) Too Early (3) Way Too Early.
  • Every relationship has its problems, but what makes it perfect is when things are bad, and you still want to be together.
  • Sometimes you have to forget how you feel and remember what you deserve.
  • When I say “The other day” It can mean any time from yesterday, to 364 days ago.  (159+LIKEs in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • When God asks what you’ve done with your life, try not to say “Didn’t you read my statuses?”
  • The guy who invented underwear must have sounded crazy.
  • ‎”Nobody listens to me….” – Yellow traffic light
  • The reason why people give up so fast is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have gotten.
  • That awkward moment when someone isn’t txting you back and then you see them update their status from mobile…
  • The biggest lie I tell myself is…”I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Don’t compare yourself to others, that’s when you start to lose confidence in yourself.

This little guy had a long day at the park…

Dog Treats

Awwww… sleepy head! Share on Facebook for some hilarious comments. (Source: IMGUR)

Dad, how do you like that iPad we got you?

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Haha! Everyone can appreciate that classic viral video. Post this LIKEable video to your FB Wall.

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Merry Christmas Pug, Sexy Light Show, & Holiday Statuses

December 23, 2011

HO HO HO, get your Holiday Status on share these…

Christmas Status Updates for Facebook:

  • When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • My neighbor put up his Christmas lights today. I bet hes pissed that I beat him to it. I put mine up three years ago.
  • For Christmas I want Santa’s list of naughty girls.
  • I have proof that Santa is a Facebook stalker! What dude knows your name, where you live, and what you want for Christmas?
  • Dear Santa: I really want an “I don’t like” button for Facebook please.
  • Last night, my kids saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. That’s the last time we go to that mall.
  • 1. You Get Robbed… 2. Update Facebook Status… 3. Tweet About It… 4. Call 911  (101+Likes in 9 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • If any bill collectors call you during this Holiday Season, just hang up on them. Ho ho ho.
  • Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I thought I’d put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
  • I considered atheism, but there weren’t enough holidays.
  • Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot them?
  • I went to the garage today to unpack Christmas decorations. I found a present from last year that I had forgotten to give the kids. I was so disappointed! They would really have loved that kitten…
  • In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
  • Snow is great. Slush is awful.
  • Google, Let it Snow. You’re welcome
  • People change up on you just like the weather.
  • Please don’t ever change! I always want to be better than you.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until ALL the birds have gone South for the Winter.

Merry Christmas Pug:

Merry Christmas Pug

What a great gift, can’t believe I didn’t think of that one! :) Share with your Facebook friends and receive tons of comments & LIKEs.

Sexy & I KNOW it Holidays 2011:

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Ah-mah-zing LIGHT show for the holidays :) Share on your Facebook wall and see what your friends think of this awesome light show.

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Lifting Weight, Laugh & Pop, & Great Statuses

November 29, 2011

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Great Status Updates for Facebook:

  • That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • When FB stalking someone & I find out their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if I do!
  • LIKE if you HATE running out of hot water in the middle of a shower
  • Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
  • If they ever put a DUI checkpoint at a Taco Bell drive-thru, it’s safe to say we’re all screwed.
  • I force myself not to look at the clock during class/work so time goes by faster.
  • Nothing makes me more nervous than getting FB msg saying, “You’ve been tagged in a photo” after a crazy weekend.
  • Approximately 80% of my regrets involve hitting “send”  (151+Likes in 8 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Greatest fear in life…. Someone will find a way to retrieve everything I’ve ever googled.
  • They should put put mini M&M’s inside regular ones and make M&M’s Pregnants.
  • I want to deactivate my FB account, but I know I would be proud of myself and want to announce it to everyone… on Facebook.
  • I grew up in the era where you had to go to channel 3 to play video games.
  • That person you hate, but constantly look at their Facebook profile!
  • Facebook: Should really change its name to StalkBook…
  • Dang, you look better than ever. LOL JK, you’ve been hittin up McDonalds lately, right?
  • The best nights are those when it never crosses your mind to update your Facebook status.
  • Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • If you don’t feel like writing a long email to somebody, just write a short sentence and then add “Sent from my iPhone.”

This little guy gets all the chicks…

Weight Lifting Puppy

Share that one on your Facebook page to get tons of LIKEs & comments :)

Baby Pops Bubbles whilst laughing hysterically…

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That is one baby that could brighten anyones day. Post to your FB Wall and watch the LIKEs fly right in.

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