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Lion Cub Roar, Australian Holidays, & Great Statuses

December 29, 2011

Be a local celebrity share these…

Great Status Updates for Facebook:

  • I’m pretty sure the best thing about Facebook is the ability to read other people’s fights.   (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% probability you will get it wrong.
  • No one can ruin your day without your permission.
  • I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
  • Is doing something weird and thinking, this is why I’m not in a relationship.
  • Looking at people’s mutual friends and saying “OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM”
  • Facebook would be a lot better if they had an “Ignore all engagement and wedding posts” option.
  • Oh the noises I make when people aren’t around.
  • LIKE if you have that one friend that Laughs at everything. Even when it’s not funny.  (128+Likes in 12 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • If electricity comes from electrons… does that mean that morality comes from morons?
  • The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you have it made.
  • ●☆● ☆● ☆● ☆● ℋαρ℘¥ ℵεωУεαя‼‼ ●☆● ☆● ☆● ☆●
  • “Was that lightning?!” “No, they’re taking pictures for Google earth…”
  • Just because you have one doesnt mean you have to act like one.
  • The “spork” needs to be available in silverware form.
  • When in doubt, mumble.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • The BEST part of waking up? Hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep.

Happy Holidays from Australia:

Happy Holidays from Australia

Having some rough weather in your area? This is what the holidays are like down under! Post to your Facebook wall and see what your friends think of this cool scene!  (Source: IMGUR)

Lion Cub Practices his roar…

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What an adorable little lion! Soon that roar will be a mighty one but, for now it’s darn cute. Share with your Facebook friends for more LIKEs and comments :)

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Dog wears Pants, Baby Sloth, & Funny Statuses

December 27, 2011

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I can read Spanish, German, Italian, and French…so long as it’s written in English.
  • Only a few more days until those “yo, 2012 is about to be my year” status updates..
  • Hey mom?” “WHAT!?” “Nevermind you`re not in a good mood.
  • Facebook : Posting 100′s of statuses in a day = OBSESSED, Twitter : Posting 100′s of tweets in a day = NORMAL.
  • It’s almost 2012 and we’re not driving dragons? The future sickens me.
  • Some people don’t poop, crap just comes out of their mouth 24/7. (91+Likes in 12 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you. I’m the coach.
  • Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
  • People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason.
  • ☑ Eat ☑ Sleep ☑ Facebook ☑ YouTube ☑ Twitter
  • I vow to only drink on days ending in the letter “Y”.
  • A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
  • You never hear skinny people saying, “I’m just small boned.”
  • Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!
  • Facebook poking started in prison.
  • That awkward moment when you finish a good book / TV series and you have to face the reality of your boring life.
  • To all vegetarians, although I love you dearly, my food poops on your food. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Learn to appreciate what you HAVE…Before time forces you to appreciate what you HAD.

Baby Sloth is adorable…

Baby Sloth

Baby Sloth got a great little Christmas Present. Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of this cute little guy :)

Amazing Dog Gives Pants a try:

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LOL, that was ah-mah-zing! Post on your Facebook wall and watch the comments & LIKEs roll in.

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Running Puppies, Fry Sculpture, & Funny Statuses

November 8, 2011

Share these LIKEable statuses…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • The best nights are those when it never crosses your mind to tweet or update your Facebook status.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I never worry about money. What’s the sense of worrying about something you don’t have?
  • Are you really leaving or are you just trying to brighten up my day?
  • Remember, anything you can do, I can do drunker.
  • That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.
  • If you miss an opportunity don’t fill the eyes with tears, It will hide another better opportunity in front of you.
  • Every time I see a yellow light I say to myself “challenge accepted.” (132+Likes in 9 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how character is built!
  • Instead of pressing “like” on FB, what if we clicked a “duh” button?!?
  • It would be so cool if I could see what my life would be like if I had made different decisions.
  • If you were happy before him, you can be happy after him!
  • Admit it, you love him so u facebook stalk him. You over think your status updates in case he reads’em & you look @ all his photos several times a day.
  • My level of boredom is directly proportional to how much I crave another beer.
  • It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.

The EPIC Fry Sculpture:

Fry Sculpture

Wow, could you imagine seeing that at McDonalds. That would be awesome :) Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of the fry sculpture.

Release the Puppies:

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Talk about a wave of cuteness. Post to your Facebook wall and watch the LIKEs & Comments march right in.

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Best Halloween Costume, Japanese Show, & Funny Statuses

October 11, 2011

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • It’s time to stop making the same old mistakes in your life. Get creative. Make some new ones. (From our amazingly funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Silence is not only golden, it is rarely misquoted.
  • I have a bad habit of repeating myself. I have a bad habit of repeating myself.
  • The difference between gossip and news is whether you’re telling it or listening to it.
  • Me? Ignorant? I don’t know the meaning of the word!
  • Power’s out at the mall. I’m stuck on the escalator. Send help! Sent from my SmartPhone.
  • I live every day like it’s my first. There’s a lot of crying and sleeping involved.
  • Why don’t you go buy a diary Instead of posting your whole life story on Facebook?  (173+Likes in 18 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • It’s easy to believe someone when they tell you EXACTLY what you want to hear.
  • There’s always that one special person that no matter what they’ve done to you, you just can’t let them go.
  • I hate the people that cover up their answers, Like c’mon.. Lets work together bro..
  • Dramatically slamming a book shut upon finishing it was way more satisfying than switching my Kindle off and gently placing it on the table.
  • Dear haters, I couldn’t help but notice that “awesoME” ends with “me” and “Ugly” starts with “u”.
  • Cell phones should have the option to change “airplane mode” to “drunk mode” that way my drunk texts never leave my phone…
  • If the sky’s the limit, then what is space.. Over the limit?
  • I know the exact day I gave up exercise. It’s on my birth certificate.
  • You can’t believe everything you hear, but you can repeat it.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Dear Pringles, when are you ever going to understand that I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness ?

11,001+ Funny Status Updates…

Best Halloween Costume Ever, the “reverse” Halloween costume…

Best Halloween Costume

Awesome story :) would love if this happened to me! Post on your Facebook wall and see what your FB Friends have to say! [Source: Flickr]

What is this?!? Awesome Japanese Game show “Up the Stairs”:

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How hilarious is that one? Share with your friends to get a ton of LIKEs and funny comments.

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Castronaut, Naughty Kid, & Funny Status Updates

September 23, 2011

Be a local Facebook hero post these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • It’s too bad that it’s easier to get older than it is to get wiser. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • You know what I really hate? When I miss someones call by a few minutes and when I call back they don’t answer
  • I’ve decided to get in shape. The shape will be “potato”.
  • There are three kinds of lies… Lies, Damned Lies and Statuses.
  • The wife and I just sat in a hot car and bickered for six hours. It was the same as going on vacation except we saved $1000.
  • Insanity means never having to say “I’m Guilty”.
  • That horrible moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching…
  • There’s a wild side to EVERY innocent face.
  • I hate it when teachers say, “You think it’s funny?” Obviously it is, if it wasn’t I wouldn’t be laughing… (113+Likes in 17 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Your call to action went straight to voicemail.
  • Everyone is gifted. But not everyone opens their present.
  • There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
  • The moment when you serve cereal in a bowl, open the fridge, and realize there is no milk. I mean It doesn’t get much worse than that.
  • 3 Things money can’t buy: Inner-beauty, Maturity, & Family.
  • When. You. Read. This. The. Voice. In. Your. Head. Just. Slowed. Down. Haha. You’re. A. Loser.
  • We all can’t be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • Best thing about being single… -no drama -no fighting -no crying -no feelings -no confusion -no worries -no PROBLEMS!

11,001+ Funny Status Updates…

Ladies & Gentlemen, we give you the always amusing Castronaut…

Castronaut

You’ll get tons of LIKEs by posting that bad boy. Don’t worry because their are a ton more Castronauts where that’s from.

Naughty Little Boy:

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What will your friends comment on that video? We don’t know but, it will probably be interesting either way.

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