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Picture Fish, LIKE you on Facebook, & Funny Status Updates

January 10, 2012 Leave a Comment

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • You are such a perfect little arrangement of atoms. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • That one-day popularity on Facebook because it’s your birthday.
  • What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi.
  • I always give waiters a tip, but they never seem to appreciate my advice.
  • Facebook will be much more interesting if only they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke.
  • That amazing feeling when you have a SUPER clean bedroom.
  • I’m going to start a band called “Free Beer” because when people see a sign that says “Free Beer Tomorrow at 9PM” everyone is going to be there.  (299+Likes in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I’m serious; it was a joke.
  • Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be taught that sorrows know how to swim.
  • is missing when Facebook started status updates with, “_________ is…”
  • It’s people that give drinking a bad name.
  • Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
  • I hate when I have so much to say but I can’t put it in words.
  • Independent: How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice , but is still single.11,001+ More Status Updates for Facebook…

Face painting taken to a whole new level…

Funny Fish

Nemo would be jealous! Share that on FB and watch the LIKEs & Comments swim in :) 

LIKE you better on Facebook (Video):

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Auto-tuning is awful but, the video and lyrics are hilarious. Post to your wall and see what your Facebook friends think of this music video.

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50 Great Viral Videos, Cop Kitty, & Funny Statuses

January 4, 2012 Leave a Comment

Make someone’s day share these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • ROFL!!….. LOL jk i’m still in my chair.
  • Facebook: Like if… Tumblr: Reblog if… Twitter: RT if… Life: Raise your hand if…
  • “Wow, that is a nice lookin’ pair of Crocs.” Said no one ever.
  • Why doesn’t a deli slicer just have a scale on it?
  • A job is nice but it interferes with my life.
  • LIKE if you remember going to someones MySpace page and a horrible song would start playing.  (114+Likes in 10 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Mint gum + Cold water = Cool feeling.
  • Facebook is perfect for those people that have never been very good at waiting for their turn to speak.
  • That awkward moment when you realize this year is just going to be filled with morons talking about the end of the world the whole time.
  • You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.
  • Facebook is where you lie to your friends. Twitter is where you’re honest with complete strangers.
  • Dear Blackberry……HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Sincerely, Apple.
  • Yeah… If you play “hard to get”, I promise I will play “not give a crap” in return.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • If you think paper beats rock, please hold this piece of paper in front of your face for a second…

Cop Kitty is an officer of the law:

Officer Kitty

Get more LIKEs share this adorable Kitty on Facebook :)

50 Great Viral Videos of 2011:

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Ah, memories! So many awesome videos in there. Share that on your wall for instant LIKEs and comments.

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Lion Cub Roar, Australian Holidays, & Great Statuses

December 29, 2011 Leave a Comment

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Great Status Updates for Facebook:

  • I’m pretty sure the best thing about Facebook is the ability to read other people’s fights.   (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% probability you will get it wrong.
  • No one can ruin your day without your permission.
  • I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
  • Is doing something weird and thinking, this is why I’m not in a relationship.
  • Looking at people’s mutual friends and saying “OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM”
  • Facebook would be a lot better if they had an “Ignore all engagement and wedding posts” option.
  • Oh the noises I make when people aren’t around.
  • LIKE if you have that one friend that Laughs at everything. Even when it’s not funny.  (128+Likes in 12 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • If electricity comes from electrons… does that mean that morality comes from morons?
  • The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you have it made.
  • ●☆● ☆● ☆● ☆● ℋαρ℘¥ ℵεωУεαя‼‼ ●☆● ☆● ☆● ☆●
  • “Was that lightning?!” “No, they’re taking pictures for Google earth…”
  • Just because you have one doesnt mean you have to act like one.
  • The “spork” needs to be available in silverware form.
  • When in doubt, mumble.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • The BEST part of waking up? Hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep.

Happy Holidays from Australia:

Happy Holidays from Australia

Having some rough weather in your area? This is what the holidays are like down under! Post to your Facebook wall and see what your friends think of this cool scene!  (Source: IMGUR)

Lion Cub Practices his roar…

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What an adorable little lion! Soon that roar will be a mighty one but, for now it’s darn cute. Share with your Facebook friends for more LIKEs and comments :)

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Dog wears Pants, Baby Sloth, & Funny Statuses

December 27, 2011 Leave a Comment

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I can read Spanish, German, Italian, and French…so long as it’s written in English.
  • Only a few more days until those “yo, 2012 is about to be my year” status updates..
  • Hey mom?” “WHAT!?” “Nevermind you`re not in a good mood.
  • Facebook : Posting 100′s of statuses in a day = OBSESSED, Twitter : Posting 100′s of tweets in a day = NORMAL.
  • It’s almost 2012 and we’re not driving dragons? The future sickens me.
  • Some people don’t poop, crap just comes out of their mouth 24/7. (91+Likes in 12 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you. I’m the coach.
  • Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
  • People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason.
  • ☑ Eat ☑ Sleep ☑ Facebook ☑ YouTube ☑ Twitter
  • I vow to only drink on days ending in the letter “Y”.
  • A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
  • You never hear skinny people saying, “I’m just small boned.”
  • Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!
  • Facebook poking started in prison.
  • That awkward moment when you finish a good book / TV series and you have to face the reality of your boring life.
  • To all vegetarians, although I love you dearly, my food poops on your food. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Learn to appreciate what you HAVE…Before time forces you to appreciate what you HAD.

Baby Sloth is adorable…

Baby Sloth

Baby Sloth got a great little Christmas Present. Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of this cute little guy :)

Amazing Dog Gives Pants a try:

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LOL, that was ah-mah-zing! Post on your Facebook wall and watch the comments & LIKEs roll in.

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Running Puppies, Fry Sculpture, & Funny Statuses

November 8, 2011 Leave a Comment

Share these LIKEable statuses…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • The best nights are those when it never crosses your mind to tweet or update your Facebook status.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I never worry about money. What’s the sense of worrying about something you don’t have?
  • Are you really leaving or are you just trying to brighten up my day?
  • Remember, anything you can do, I can do drunker.
  • That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.
  • If you miss an opportunity don’t fill the eyes with tears, It will hide another better opportunity in front of you.
  • Every time I see a yellow light I say to myself “challenge accepted.” (132+Likes in 9 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how character is built!
  • Instead of pressing “like” on FB, what if we clicked a “duh” button?!?
  • It would be so cool if I could see what my life would be like if I had made different decisions.
  • If you were happy before him, you can be happy after him!
  • Admit it, you love him so u facebook stalk him. You over think your status updates in case he reads’em & you look @ all his photos several times a day.
  • My level of boredom is directly proportional to how much I crave another beer.
  • It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.

The EPIC Fry Sculpture:

Fry Sculpture

Wow, could you imagine seeing that at McDonalds. That would be awesome :) Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of the fry sculpture.

Release the Puppies:

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Talk about a wave of cuteness. Post to your Facebook wall and watch the LIKEs & Comments march right in.

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