Funny Facebook Status Update of the day…

What’s with the constant status updates? I guess I just don’t care what people are doing every hour on the hour. There should be some kind of update limit. Is it a rule that you must disclose when you go to the gym? And everyone is always going to vegas. I’m at the gym. I’m in Vegas. I’m at the gym. I’m in Vegas. I’m at the gym in Vegas & I’m having french toast. Ill tell you if its any good in another update 5 mins from now.

Funny Facebook Status of The Week…

Funny Facebook Status

This week’s recap of funny facebook status updates:

Is…

  • Bamboozled.
  • in love with a stripper.
  • trying to sell my dad on all the reasons why I need that new iPhone for Christmas.
  • drunk. But, don’t call me a drunk.
  • slapping myself silly.
  • moving to china.  Not really, but could you imagine if I did?
  • listening to the smooth jazz sound of hot 97.3smooth jazz.
  • frumpy.
  • above the influence.

Says..

  • Stay thirsty, my friends.
  • man on toilet, is high on pot.
  • peer pressure is probably the coolest thing ever.
  • don’t use port-o-poties… for a number of reasons.  Don’t ask.

Thinks…

  • you should call me up, we could hang, it would be chill.
  • I am going absolutely nuts.
  • football should be on everyday.
  • football is rigged.

Check back later for more!

Funny Facebook Status of the Week.

  1. … is wasted.
  2. … is wondering when these lame election commercials will end?
  3. … is thinking of a number.
  4. … is hunting rabbits, shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
  5. … is memorizing wikipedia so he can be smarter than you!

That’s it for this week folks.  Check back next week for another funny facebook status of the week update.  Remember to update often and check back for more funny facebook status updates.  PEACE!