Funny Status Updates » funny facebook status update http://www.funnystatus.com Daily Funny Statuses, Pictures, Trends, & Videos for Facebook. Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:04:37 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Terrible Tuesday Status Updates… http://www.funnystatus.com/status-update/terrible-tuesday-status-updates/ http://www.funnystatus.com/status-update/terrible-tuesday-status-updates/#comments Tue, 02 Jun 2009 06:07:50 +0000 2funny4u http://www.funnystatus.org/?p=111 You are 2/5th’s the way through this week.  Keep on trucking and it’ll be Friday before you know it.

Meanwhile steal some Funny Facebook Status Updates from us:

  • Parking spots are the sluts of the garage world.
  • If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
  • Why is the f*ck is the word abbreviation so long?
  • I can’t define irony;but, I know it when I see it.
  • There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can’t.

Link of the day: Nasa Space Shuttle Atlantis launching in High Def.

Share that with your friends they will be blown away.  Don’t forget to tell them you found it @ FacebookStatus.org

]]> http://www.funnystatus.com/status-update/terrible-tuesday-status-updates/feed/ 0