Great Status Updates for Facebook:

• No, I’m not funny. I’m just really mean and everyone thinks I’m joking. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• When someone appears in your dreams, it means that person misses you.
• Do something awesome, no one sees it. Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it.
• I wish it was socially acceptable to wear sweatpants all the time…
• If I make a mistake while typing a password, I erase the whole password and retype it.
• #<( ‘-’< ) I was going to give you this waffle, ( >’-’ )># but then I was like, ( >’#'< ) I’m hungry ( >’-'< ) so I ate it.
• If a tomato is a fruit, then isn’t ketchup technically a smoothie?  (99+LIKEs in 8 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• I secretly like days when none of my facebook friends have birthdays.
• So long as we are under the control of disturbing emotions, real happiness is hard to find.
• Humans are the only creatures on earth that will cut down trees, make paper, then write “SAVE TREES” on them.
• Saying bye to someone… then staying online for another 2 hours.
• Forecast for tonight: Dark. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• If you’re trying to wake me up in the morning, be prepared for a fight!

He’s got a point…

Ha! Well, I never really thought of it that way. But, now that you mention it, very true. Post to your TIMELINE and watch the LIKEs get pushed right in.

Flying People in New York City:

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Could you imagine seeing that in person?!? LOL, I’d freak out! Ask your friends what they think of this crazy viral marketing video. You’re bound to get a few LIKEs & Comments off this one.

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Good Status Updates for Facebook:

• Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• Ever drive somewhere, completely zoned out, and wonder, ‘How the heck did I just get here?’ Then start freaking out about how many red lights you must have ran. Yeah, happens all the time.
• PROFILE PICTURES: What people want other people to think they look like. TAGGED PICTURES: What they actually look like.
• Don’t talk about yourself so much… we’ll do that when you leave.
• How the heck does everyone find me on Pinterest? Seems like everyone is following me… CREEPY!
• It’s easy to fall asleep in class, but hard to fall asleep in my bed.
• The older the Facebook post, the creepier your “like” becomes.  (221+LIKEs in 4 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• There will always be a song in our playlist which we always skip, but never delete.
• *Ignores phone call* -Text them- “You called me?”
• You call them free samples; I call them a free all-you-can-eat buffet.
• “We have a history” sounds a lot better than “we used to hook-up and now it’s awkward.”
• I only party on 2 occasions. 1. When it’s my birthday 2. When it’s not…
• When in doubt, answer the question with another question. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
• Somebody tell me when did bathrooms become photo booths?

11,001+ More Status Updates for Facebook…

Share the picture below  with these instructions:

1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for about 30 seconds.
2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plain surface.
3. Keep blinking your eyes quickly!

What a cool mind trick! Share with your Facebook friends and watch their reactions.

What in the world is going on through this guys head???

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LOL, I can’t believe that guy just took the middle lane, with snow, like it was nobodies business. I mean, sometimes I feel like doing that… but, this guy actually did it. Crazy! Post to your Timeline and see what your FB friends think of this certified nut job.

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• Leaving Facebook is the adult version of running away from home: you’re only doing it for attention, and everyone knows you’ll be back.   (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• We should put a jealous women in charge of the FBI. They can uncover ANYTHING.
• When you were little, “I’m going to tell your mom” was the scariest sentence ever.
• The problem with reality is lack of background music.
• My Girlfriend is Like a Unicorn …. I don’t have one.
• When I’m upset, I use one word answers.
• When your teacher gives a 20 minute speech about not wasting time.
• After I put on pajamas, nothing else is going to be accomplished.
• That awkward moment; when no one else is laughing, except for you and you can’t stop.  (193+LIKEs in 7 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it”
• Why does mineral water that “has trickled through mountains for centuries”, have a ‘use by’ date?
• I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
• Yes, I dance in my car. Yes, I see you staring at me. No, I do not care.
• I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It’s too little to go by itself. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
• *Internet Connection Fail* ❒ Wait Patiently ✔ Click the refresh button a million times!

Sneaky Dog knows more than he leads on…

You’re home early! LOL :) Post to your Timeline and watch the funny reactions pour in.

Best Wedding Dance Ever??

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We’ve seen a ton of funny dance videos but, this might be one of the best! Share on your FB wall and see what your friends think of this classic video.

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• I’m perfectly happy being single… Until I see a happy couple.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• People that are organized are just too lazy to look for things.
• Deja Vu – When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.
• Dear toothpaste, I know you’re still in there! Sincerely, still squeezing the tube.
• I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
• Congratulations! You always create drama out of absolutely nothing.
• If she has 500 likes and 400 comments in a photo, what’s missing? Her clothes.
• LIKE if you have a specific way of eating certain foods.  (213+LIKEs in 3 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• I hate that little line of dirt that I can never get into the dust pan.
• I work for a living, I don’t live for working.
• Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
• I’ve always pronounced duct tape as duck tape.
• Forgot to go too the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row…. smh
• Laws are like sausages… it’s better not to see them being made.
• Remember that there’s always someone cooler, smarter, stronger or prettier than you. That would be me.
• “You’re like a coin”….”Awwww, valuable?”….”no, two faced”
• It’s not how good your work is, it’s how well you explain it.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
• A person hates you for 1 of 3 reasons. 1) They want to be you. 2) They hate themselves. 3) They see you as a threat.

Ah the Fantastic Little Fishy…

If that won’t get you some darn Facebook LIKEs, I don’t know what will. Heck, even post it on the trendy new PINTEREST, if you must!

Who’s your favorite???

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What a cutie :) Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of this adorable little interrogation.

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• If your significant other claims they never looks at your Facebook profile, change your status to ‘Single’ and wait for 5 minutes.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• The traffic light always turns green right as I’m picking up my phone.
• Only in America… do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
• There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
• May your life one day be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
• “Can I use your phone to call my mom?” “Yeah, just hit redial….”
• That annoying person who always tries to destroy your logic on your Facebook statuses because they think they’re smarter than you.  (194+LIKEs in 7 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• Don’t argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
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• Admit It. You talk to yourself, everyone does.
• 2010: Doodle Jump.. 2011: Angry Birds.. 2012: Temple Run..
• Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.
• It’s 2012 and we’re not driving dinosaurs? The future sickens me…
• Pack of gum, 10 chances to turn an enemy into a friend.
• All generalizations are false, including this one. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
• For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember… that’s where the knives are kept.

Made entirely of Plastic Utensils:

How incredible is that?!?! Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of that fantastic display of creativity. (VIA: IMGUR)

Never met a Zebra who could dance like this before…

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Can you bust a move like that Zebra? Post to your FB wall and watch the LIKEs/Comments dance right in.