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Running Camel, Funny Looks, & Awesome Statuses

January 3, 2012 Leave a Comment

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Awesome Status Updates for Facebook:

  • I hate it when two people start a conversation on my Facebook status. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow.
  • The only people who appreciate change are wet babies.
  • LIKE if you would say the alphabet like this,” a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, ELEMENO P”
  • My New Years Resolution involves me getting more exercise. The batteries died in my remote, so I’m off to a good start.
  • My outstanding talent of cursing really shines through during Traffic.
  • Facebook needs the following 3 buttons: “Dislike”, “Who cares?”, “Are you stupid?”  (319+Likes in 10 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I tend to say “I dont know” when I’m too lazy to think.
  • When you’re down and out remember… God gives his hardest battles to his toughest soldiers
  • I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of alcohol named Responsibly.
  • Seeing a car in the middle of the mall and thinking “How the heck did they get that in here?”
  • Before you eat a chip, you have to look into the bag to find the perfect chip.
  • A husband is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • The bipolar emoticon —> :):

These Cats love giving a Funny Look:

Funny Look Cat

Post to your FB wall and see what your friends think of that adorably funny look!

Who Knew that Camels run so ridiculously?

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Ask your friends if they knew that Camels run like that! Guaranteed laughs, comments, and most importantly LIKEs.

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Scaring People, Electrokitty, & Funny Statuses

December 19, 2011 Leave a Comment

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • We all have that one friend who doesn’t know how to whisper.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • How does my bladder know when I’ve found the most comfortable position in my bed?
  • If you lick the air, does it get wet?
  • Shutting down the computer and then realizing you need it again..
  • It is incredible how much intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsense.
  • I’m not myself today. Maybe I’m you.
  • In school, the only thing group projects ever taught me was that I hate other people.
  • Everyone knows someone that really can’t take the hint when you’re trying to end a conversation with them.  (60+Likes in 15 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • The current generation will be the weirdest grandparents.
  • Dear Microsoft word, I’m pretty sure I spelled my name correctly.
  • Dear engaged couples, your engagement photos make me want to throw up. Sincerely, everyone.
  • Admit it, At some point in time you’ve tried to see if you had superpowers.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, you’ll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn’t succeed either.
  • I’d appreciate it if the city just delivered the phone books straight to my recycle bin.
  • That awkward moment when someone you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Life is like a bar of soap, once you think you’ve got a hold of it, it slips away..

Ladies & Gentlemen, the Electrokitty…

Electrokitty

Awww-dorable! Post to your Facebook wall and watch the comments & LIKEs fly in!!!

Ellen Montage of Scaring Guests (CLASSIC!)

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Who doesn’t love them some ELLEN! Those are some of the greatest scares I’ve ever seen :) Share with your FB friends to get some LIKEs and comments to get your week going.

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Angry Pup, Confusing Escalator, & Funny Statuses

December 12, 2011 Leave a Comment

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Facebook reminds me daily how moving out of my hometown was a great idea.
  • Dear Tequila, you were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.
  • Killing time murders opportunities.
  • You’ve got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
  • Open fridge, nothing. Open Freezer, nothing. Story of my life.
  • Internet Issues: Open a new tab & forget why.
  • The awkward moment when you’re at the store & someone is standing in front of the item you need, so you pretend to look at something else.
  • We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. (220+Likes in 9 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Running like a gorilla up the stairs because it’s easier that way.
  • I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
  • Sometimes, I throw clean clothes in the hamper because I’m too lazy to fold them.
  • There’s no excuse for ignorance, when there’s Google.
  • I’d let you talk more, but you’re not as interesting as I am.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • I am amazed by how quickly I forget what I’m doing.

The cutest little angry puppy you ever did see…

Angry Puppy

Share that with a friend who’s having a tough Monday to brighten their day on Facebook :)

Dog gets confused by escalator:

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Haha, that is awesome! Post to your FB wall and watch the comments & LIKEs fly right in. This video is a comment magnet on Facebook.

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Dogman, Monkeying Around, & Funny Facebook Statuses

December 9, 2011 Leave a Comment

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20 Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  1. I once had a life … then some idiot came and told me to make a Facebook!  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. 1600s: Oh Dearest Romeo, I write to inform you that I have received your letter and I’ve been left quite speechless. 2011: K
  3. True love is being able to hate the same things together.
  4. Dear radio stations, instead of 40 minutes of commercial free music, how about 5 minutes of good music?
  5. “I got 99 chores and I aint did one” – Lay Z
  6. I hate when people text me first and then don’t keep the conversation going.
  7. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
  8. Life is like a roll of toilet paper.The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
  9. Everyone has that “make the other person sound incredibly stupid” voice when describing an argument.
  10. Some people might as well post “Wants Attention” as their Facebook status.  (187+Likes in 13 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  11. Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby! Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single.
  12. Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?
  13. By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
  14. I don’t care how much pain you are in, if you hurt yourself in a hilarious way, I’m laughing.
  15. I ALWAYS wonder if someone, somewhere, is doing the same exact thing as I AM.
  16. Yesterday was National Day of the Ninja and I was completely unaware of it. Well played Ninja Day… well played.
  17. I only say, “that makes sense,” because I refuse to say, “you are right”.
  18. If people listened to themselves more often, they would talk less.
  19. ＰＥＡＣＥ ☮ ＬＯＶＥ ❤ H A P P I N E S S   (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  20. 3 words, 8 letters, say it and I’m yours. “I got food”

Just Monkeying Around…

Monkeying Around

Haha! Poor little monkey isn’t going anywhere fast. Post to your FB Wall and see what your friends think of that adorable little trouble maker.

Probably the funniest dog video you’ll see this month…

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Goose Parade, Sneaky Cat, & Funny Statuses

November 21, 2011 Leave a Comment

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Team Jacob ✖, Team Edward ✖, Team Guy that almost ran Bella over with his car ✔ (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put chips in it.
  • Facebook relationship status should have the option: “is getting played by_______”
  • “get off the phone so I can use the Internet” if you’ve uttered those words before…you’re old.
  • That nervous feeling you get when you talk to someone you really like on the phone for the first time.
  • People are funny. They spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t need, to impress people they don’t like.
  • That awkward moment when your mom compares you to another kid and yet she has NO idea how much worse they are than you.
  • Alcohol: Because no good story starts with “So this one time I was eating a salad….”  (90+Likes in 13 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • All I want for Christmas is you….lol jk i need a new phone.
  • Very little happens at 3 o’clock in the morning, but when it does, it’s usually very memorable.
  • I like Mario, he’s cool. He’s an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican.
  • The most impressive thing about marathon runners is how they don’t check Facebook or Twitter for 3+ hours.
  • “Requires a Facebook account” is like “Best viewed in Netscape 4.”
  • A recent survey of one person revealed that 100% of me thinks that I should leave work early.
  • Life is all about butts, You’re either covering it, Laughing it off, Kicking it, Kissing it, Busting it, Or trying to get a piece of it..
  • A lot of people I went to high school w/ are getting married & having kids. A lot of people I went to high school w/ are idiots.
  • Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • “Typing ‘ROFL’ after every sentence.” But still sitting on the chair.

Sneaking In…

Cat Sneaks In

 

Verrrrry verrrrrry sneaky! Post to your FB wall to see what your friends think.

The Great Goose Parade:

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Imagine seeing this in front of your eyes! Share that awesome video with your friends on Facebook and watch the comments & LIKEs pour in :)

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