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Squirrel Rider, Hillbilly Truck Jump, & Funny Statuses

December 28, 2011

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • The lazy rule: Can’t reach what I dropped… Don’t need it!  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • That awkward moment when you’re watching Home Alone 2 wondering how child services haven’t taken him away from his parents yet.
  • Every good friend once was a stranger.
  • They say that George Washington never told a lie. History would be different if he had to read the “terms and conditions”
  • Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
  • There’s only one thing you can do to combat a liar; stop believing and start leaving.
  • They say money can’t buy happiness… but it can buy bacon, and that is pretty darn close.  (121+Likes in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Deleting your facebook is like running away from home. Your just doing it for attention and you’ll be back in an hour.
  • Too many people have the “New year, New me” statuses. Nobody actually changes.
  • Wouldn’t it be a smart idea? To make the sticky part on envelopes taste like chocolate?
  • Laughter is not always “the best medicine,” sometimes its just “the best disguise.”
  • Thank you phone, for letting me look at you in awkward situations.
  • LIKE if you hear someone calling your name but decide to act like you can’t hear them.
  • To be successful at fishing, you should get there yesterday, when the fish were biting.
  • A penny for your thoughts seems a little pricey. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • My Dad was behind bars for twenty years. Heck of a bartender he was.

The Wild Squirrel Ride, hop on…

Squirrel Rider

Tell me, when was the last time you saw a Frog riding a Squirrel? If you don’t see that one everyday in your backyard you might consider sharing it on your Facebook page and seeing what your FB friends think of this fascinating sight.

Backyard truck jump reaches an epic new level…

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That…was….AWESOME! Post to your Facebook wall for tons of comments & LIKEs :)

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Original Computer, Handcuffing, & Funny Facebook Statuses

October 19, 2011

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Funny Facebook Status Updates:

  • It’s time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside. (From our amazingly funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • In the restaurant window: “Eat now – Pay waiter.”
  • I’m not Rude, I’m just Honest.
  • If money can’t make you happy, you won’t like poverty either.
  • The only member of my family with a personal trainer is the dog.
  • It takes skill to trip over a flat surface. I have that skill.
  • If it’s free, it’s advice. If you pay for it, it’s counseling. If you can use either one, it’s a miracle.
  • The awkward moment when you realize they were nice to you because they wanted something… ಠ_ಠ   (160+Likes in 6 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Things I’ve learned in School: 1. How to whisper 2. How to text without looking 3. How to look like I’m paying attention.
  • Only 3 type of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry.
  • I have problems cleaning my room because I get distracted by all the fun things I find.
  • Stages of sittin on the toilet; (>_<) (°_°) (0_0) (^_^)
  • Dude she just called you fat! OH HELL NO, Hold my cake!
  • That moment you think you have finish the test and then realize you skipped a page.
  • I need a backspace key for my mouth.
  • The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Just past my English exam.

The original computer…

Original Computer

 

Ahhh the good ole days… Share that with your Facebook friends to get tons of LIKEs & comments!

Handcuffing is the new “Cone-ing”:

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Ha! Could you imagine seeing that? How weird. Post on your FB wall and see what your friends think of this.

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Beluga Whale Fun,Adorable Dog, & Facebook Statuses

August 12, 2011

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Awesome Facebook Status Updates:

  • Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Arguing with auto-correct is the new yelling at the television.
  • After 10 Dos Equis beers, I think I’m the most interesting man in the world.
  • Egomania: a disease that makes everyone sick except the carrier.
  • Bacon and eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
  • Watch out! It’s quite possible some of my best mistakes haven’t been made yet.
  • I see you’re playing stupid. Looks like you’re winning too.
  • You know it’s going to be a bad day when your horoscope starts with… “Are you sitting down?”
  • That awkward moment when your Facebook status gets no “likes”…. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • The reason it’s hard to legislate morality is because first you have to find a moral legislator.
  • Kleptomaniacs always take things literally.
  • I start to feel really anxious when my work piles up. I never know what to ignore first.
  • Me without you is like Facebook WITHOUT FRIENDS. YOUTUBE WITHOUT VIDEOS and Google WITH NO RESULTS.
  • It’s what people don’t know about each other that makes them such good friends.
  • After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn’t recognize a second the. Now you re read it to see if that’s true.
  • It’s not what you wear; it’s how you take it off.
  • The USA should invade the USA and win the hearts and minds of the population by building roads, bridges and putting locals to work.
  • If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.  (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • I don’t like people who can’t make fun of themselves. It just makes more work for me.

Adorable Dog, is Adorable:

Adorable dog is adorable

So how was your day?

Beluga Whale gets serenaded by Mariachi band:

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Post that one and you’ll get LIKEd and comments for sure!

Bonus Funny Video: Cool underwater trick.

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Funny Statuses, Asian Babies Dancing, and 1 Happy Puppy

July 25, 2011

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • When someone says, “Expect the unexpected,” I like to punch them in the face to express my disagreement.  (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Mondays aren’t so bad…it’s my job that sucks.
  • Don’t think of yourself as a failure, think of yourself as unspoiled by success.
  • The grown up version of Tetris is loading a full dishwasher.
  • Just saw a guy using a payphone. I can only assume he’s being told where to deliver the ransom money
  • I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you!!
  • 92 percent of Americans get inappropriately excited when there’s a t-shirt cannon present.
  • Some guy just gave me half of a peace sign. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page , 99+ LIKES in 10 minutes)
  • Hard work never killed anybody, but it does keep you off Facebook.
  • Some guy waved to me and then walked up and said, “Sorry, I thought you were someone else.” I said, “I am.”
  • The first step is admitting you’re a problem.
  • If anyone catches me singing in my car, my immediate reaction is to stare at them until it is equally awkward for both of us.
  • It’s cool…I don’t care, you don’t have to LIKE me…..I’m not a FACEBOOK STATUS!
  • By the time things get in my price range they’re labeled antiques and the price goes up again.
  • Born free. Now, I’m expensive.
  • To err is human, to forgive is divine. In other words, the forgiving is somebody else’s job.
  • It’s okay to be ugly…but aren’t you overdoing it?
  • Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored. (Our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • If lemons hand you life, you’re probably dyslexic.

Thousands More Funny Status Updates…

Ridiculously Happy Puppy…

Extra Happy Doggie

If that doesn’t brighten your day than I don’t know what will! Bring some joy to your FB Friends lives and share that pic.

2 Asian Babies Dancing to Outkast:

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Dancing Boy, Kitty LaserPointer, & Xtra Funny Statuses

June 21, 2011

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Extra Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • There’s a thin line between “I should do a status update about that” and “I should talk to a therapist about that” (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Don’t get old, you will live to regret it.
  • Insanity means never having to say “I’m Guilty”.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, blame someone else.
  • Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
  • Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • I AM doing something with my life. It’s called screwing around.
  • Musicians are always getting themselves in treble.
  • “The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.” – David Richerby
  • Red meat is not bad for you. The blue-greenish meat, that’s really bad for you.
  • Alcohol doesn’t make you fat… it makes you Lean… on tables, chairs & random ugly people.
  • There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you.
  • Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny? (From our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • Why do they try to make pet food in TV commercials look good to humans?

Thousands More Funny Status Updates…

Why do Cats LOVE Laser Pointers?

Cats love laser pointers

Kitty loves teh magic red light!

Dancing Boy waits for Bus:

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That one is sure to get tons of comments & likes on your Facebook wall!

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