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Old Spice Viral Vid, Cute Cats, & LIKEable Status Updates

February 3, 2012

Great responses by sharing these…

LIKEable Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Who else had one of those pens with a million colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once? (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • There is NEVER a valid reason to like your own status on Facebook.
  • Hardest thing ever? Controlling your laughter at serious times.
  • A wise man may look ridiculous in the company of fools.
  • I just checked a height/weight chart and found out that I am 4 inches too short.
  • I’ll open every other device I own for batteries, long before I even consider buying new ones
  • When I met you, I got this tingling sensation….then I realized my phone was on vibrate.  (190+LIKEs in 11 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • The superhuman strength I acquire trying to avoid a second trip to bring in groceries is astonishing.
  • Video games do not make kids violent, lag does.
  • If you could kick the ass of the very person responsible for your troubles, you wouldn’t be able to sit down for a month.
  • Trying to kill a spider but I missed, then I say to myself: “It’s gonna kill me in my sleep.”
  • ☐ Single. ☐ Taken. ☑ Helping Mario get Peach back
  • Making your friend watch your favorite show with you and paying more attention to their reaction than to the actual show.
  • Please don’t ever change! I always want to be better than you. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • If it weren’t for law enforcement and physics, I would be unstoppable.

Staying Warm during Winter:

Staying Warm

Old Spice, You’ve Done it Again…

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And, the award for most successful viral video campaign goes to Old Spice! Post to your Facebook Timeline and watch the powerful amount of LIKEs that come in :)

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Russian Military Dance, Cat in a Box, & Funny Statuses

November 15, 2011

Hilarious Facebook related content just for you…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • If facebook showed how many times I visited your profile, I’m dead. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • For every minute spent in organizing, an hour is earned.
  • If you want to succeed, you should strike out on new paths rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success.
  • To me, “being the bigger person” means wishing a happy birthday on Facebook to people who did not wish me one.
  • Whenever I wake up on my own, I am automatically thrown in a panic of whether or not I slept through my alarm.
  • When someone adds me as a friend on Facebook, the first thing I do is go through all their pictures.
  • Chocolate makes everything better. Except obesity.
  • The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have.  (135+Likes in 11 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Looking at your ex and wondering “Was I drunk the whole relationship?”
  • Learn every day however small the lesson is. The day you stop learning is like stop at the end of the road.
  • I wish you could click “save as” on puppies.
  • Dear Pancakes, Do you have little compartments for syrup? No? I didn’t think so. Sincerely, Waffles.
  • Claiming a product promotes weight loss when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming it grants wishes when used with a leprechaun. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Do they have zoos in Africa or is it just “outside.”

It’s a Cat in a Box:

 

Cat in a Box

The Russian Army Gets Down…

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Share on your friends Facebook page to get tons of LIKEs & Comments :)

 

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Funny Halloween Pranks, Cute Cats, & Classic Status Updates

October 27, 2011

Be a local Facebook hero post these…

Classic Facebook Status Updates:

  • What happens in your lifetime, goes on Facebook & Twitter. Remember that. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Pressing the elevator button a million times, thinking it will make it come faster.
  • Karaoke bars combine two of the world’s great evils: People who shouldn’t drink and people who shouldn’t sing.
  • I had the right to remain silent, but I didn’t have the ability.
  • The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
  • I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in?
  • Struggling to say a full sentence without saying “like”.
  • LIKE IF you magically turn into a Ninja when your phone is ringing in another room, racing to answer it on time. (202+Likes in 9 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Well, I’m bored again. Time to open the fridge.
  • Sometimes the one you want is actually the one you’re best without.
  • People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.
  • “I look so ugly” Then why did you upload 120 pictures in an album called… “Me?”
  • For every idiot proof system devised, a new, improved idiot will arise to overcome it.
  • Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social network, not a diary.
  • Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

Some extraordinarily cute cats being cute…

cute cats

Funny Halloween Pranks:

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Kitty on Bike, Baby Eats Strawberries, & Funny Status Updates

May 31, 2011

Be the local Facebook celebrity by posting our…

Funny Status Updates:

  • When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • When I say “wow, that’s crazy”, 99 percent of the time, it means I haven’t been listening to a word of your conversation.
  • It doesn’t matter if you win or lose.. until you lose.
  • Just when you think you’ve finally hit the bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.
  • I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
  • A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
  • How is it that the women on Bridezillas can find someone to marry them while I can’t even get a date?
  • People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • To hate a person is a waste; half the people you hate don’t care, and the other half don’t know.
  • A seafood diet is the best: whenever you see food, eat it.
  • I hate it when people lie, especially when you know the truth about what they are lying about.
  • I have a feeling these birds wouldn’t be so angry if we’d stop slingshotting them thru the air.
  • Facebook: making stalkers life easier since February 2004
  • Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future?
  • Nudist Camp sign : Sorry, Clothed for Winter.
  • I hate when I’m the only person trying to keep a conversation alive.
  • I didn’t use to finish sentences, but now I
  • Sex burns up 350 calories each time. Please help me, I’m on a diet.
  • You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. (VIA:@FreeFunnyStuff )
  • What do you call a male ladybug?

Just chillin’ outside the liquor store….

Cat chillin' on bike.

Bonus Funny Picture: Senior Picture Wins.

Baby eating strawberry for the first time…

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HUGE Mid Week Status Boost!

March 16, 2011

Get tons of comments & likes this Wednesday by posting these…

Funny Statuses:

  1. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege! (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
  2. I want my children to have the things I never had. Then, I want to move in with them.
  3. Does AT&T allow phone calls on their network? Anyone know?
  4. I bought a book yesterday-a real one with paper, and you have to turn pages and everything! Living like a cave person. Life is hard.
  5. Appearances are not everything, it just looks like they are.
  6. “Man who stand in front of car get tired.” “Man who stand behind car get exhausted.”
  7. Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  8. A good way to stand out from the competition at a job interview is to bring your resume on a floppy disk.
  9. You see, son, when two girls love each other very much and they have a cup…
  10. Once it hits the fan, the only rational choice is to sweep it up, package it and sell it as fertilizer.
  11. The average person thinks he isn’t.
  12. “Your days are numbered!” – inventor of the calendar, joyously announcing his accomplishment
  13. Few women admit their age, few men act it.
  14. I just let my mind wander, but it didn’t come back yet.
  15. The best selling books are cookbooks and the second are diet books. So you can learn how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

This would make a good Facebook Note.

Snoop Dogg at the Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump: “Donald said he wants to run for president and move in to the White House. Why not? It wouldn’t be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.”

Funny Pic:

Squish

SQUISH!

Funny Video to Post:

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So funny!  Post that and watch the comments fly in.

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