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70MPH Mobility Scooter, Cool Dog Pack, & Funny Status Updates

February 8, 2012

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • LIKE if you hide your favorite food from your family. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
  • Friday: YES ITS THE WEEKEND! *Blink* Monday: yo WTF just happened?!
  • Is it just me or does anyone else occasionally have to look up a word while they are writing, that they have known how to spell for most of their life, because it just doesn’t look quite right?
  • You’re good at giving advice, but not following your own. (100+LIKEs in 3 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
  • Every day, I think about texting you but then, I think “if you really wanted to talk to me, you’d text me first.”
  • The sole purpose of somebody’s middle name is so they can tell when they’re really in trouble.
  • Eating popcorn: 80% during the trailers. 20% during the movie.
  • Being nice to someone you dislike doesn’t mean you’re a fake. It means you are mature enough to tolerate your dislike towards them.
  • Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • If I die in my sleep, I pray the Lord will clear my browsing history

I wear my sunglasses at night…

Now that is one cool dog pack! Post that picture to your wall and see what your Facebook friends have to say about this one.

This guy takes the Rascal to new levels of amazingness…

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One word: EPIC!  

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Busted iPhone Text, New Years Eve, & Funny Statuses

December 30, 2011

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  • For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember… that’s where the knives are kept.   (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • So if time is money and time heals all wounds. Doesn’t that just mean money heals all wounds.
  • I’m not fat, I’m harder to kidnap.
  • It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.
  • Why can’t everything come pre-shrunk: Who really want to guess what size their shirt will be after they wash it five times?
  • Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
  • Some of my friends are like a slinky – completely useless, but fun to push down stairs.
  • Is On The Toilet (>_<) (o_o) (0_0) ~ (^_^) Ahhhhhhhh That`s Better.   (135+Likes in 8minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Do kids go outside and play anymore??
  • The best way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.
  • Worry often gives a small thing a large shadow.
  • Next year I’m buying the kids packs of batteries with notes saying: toys not included.
  • I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
  • Note to Self: These Note to Selves don’t work.
  • A computer program will always do what you tell it to, and seldom what you want it to.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

Text Message Busted on an iPhone…

iPhone busted

Wow, BUSTED! I wonder if that was from a guy to a girl, or from a girl to a guy? Post to your Facebook wall and see what people think of that hilarious text message. (Source: IMGUR)

What are you doing New Years Eve???

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Cute little video from Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Share with your Facebook friends and ask what they’re up to for NYE!

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iPad Kitty, Dog Ears, & Funny Statuses for Facebook

December 22, 2011

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  • That awkward moment when you post a funny status and there’s that one person who ruins it by saying something serious.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • There’s always that awkward moment when all your friends have boyfriends and you’re single.
  • Have you ever decided it was time to go to bed because your Facebook newsfeed had become completely inactive?
  • My mom said no. LOL JK. I just don’t wanna hang out with you.
  • I don’t care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw cookie dough.
  • Chris Brown hits her, Eminem lies to her, Drake can’t remember her name = The life of Rihanna, OH NA NA THATS A SHAME
  • Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
  • Santa is the ultimate hipster. Works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you.   (105+Likes in 15 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
  • That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to “single” and your ex likes it.
  • One of the quickest ways for a young person to fail in life is to work so hard the boss will think he’s after his job.
  • The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.
  • Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
  • I feel bad for rappers. They all seem to get hand-me-downs from people that are much bigger than them.
  • Got a problem with me? I’m pretty sure a status on Facebook won’t fix it.
  • Ever wonder how many strangers took a picture, with you in the background?
  • If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

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Aww-Dorable Lil Dog Ears…

Dog Ears

I’m 1 in Dog Ears :)  Post to your Facebook wall for tons of comments & LIKEs (Source: IMGUR)

Kitty enjoys the iPad just as much as you do…

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And you thought Laser Pointers + Cat was awesome, the app is spectacular! Post to your Facebook wall and see if your friends Cats would react the same way :)

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EPIC Holiday Lights, Koala Bear, & Funny Statuses

December 21, 2011

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  • If you can’t convince them, confuse them.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • That awkward moment when it’s quiet in class and your stomach decides to make that dying whale sound.
  • Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.
  • On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
  • Lets be honest, no one hates saying “I told you so.”
  • No one is listening until you fart.
  • During desperate times I will never be above drinking cheap beer.
  • When I die, I’d like someone to keep updating my Facebook status just to freak people out… “hey, who knew they had wi-fi up here?”   (323+Likes in 8 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Giving your friend “the look” when you see someone attractive.
  • Thought of something brilliant? Just google it, and you will soon realize how uncreative you really are.
  • Only in America… do banks leave safe doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
  • I feel genuinely proud of myself whenever I manage to peel the label of something in one piece without any sticky residue.
  • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
  • It’s never too late to start, which is why I’m putting it off till tomorrow.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.

Adorable Koala Bear just hanging out in someones hand…

Adorable Koala Bear

Dawwwwww, how cute! Post to your Facebook wall and see how many LIKEs and comments you get :)

EPIC Holiday Lights:

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Wow, what a show! Would love to see that one in person :) Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of this epic holiday celebration.

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Hippo Fart, Gangster Explanation & EPIC Statuses

December 14, 2011

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  • Taking your phone out in class or work and constantly refreshing Facebook. We all do it.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I wish someone would name a beer “The Mondays.” That way whenever someone said they have a case of the Mondays it would be a good thing.
  • He broke your heart? Break his xbox.
  • If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody,…come sit next to me.
  • Square Box. Round Pizza. Triangle Slices. I’m confused
  • If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done…
  • The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.
  • If your significant other claims they never look at your Facebook profile, change your status to ‘Single’ and wait for 5 minutes. (223+Likes in 15 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I love finding money in my clothes.
  • When I’m alone in my house, every sound scares the crap out of me.
  • Eat and drink with your relatives; do business with strangers.
  • Save as: fjhdsk … The file fjhdsk already exists … fjhdsk 2.
  • *Someone breaks up* here come the depressing statuses…
  • I hate when I accidentally type my password into my user name box.
  • You know you’re getting old when caution is the only thing you exercise.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Never do today that which will become someone else’s responsibility tomorrow.

Well this explains a lot…

Wonderful Explanation

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Talk about an interesting day at the zoo… 

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Wow, how ridiculous was that?!?! Post to your FB wall for tons of hilarious comments and LIKEs.

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