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In the morning there's a huge difference between 6:00 and 6:05.

Life Status Updates

05/05/2013

I've just woken up, and it appears that Earth is temporarily safe from harm & currently doesn't need my assistance, so I'm going back to bed.

Misc. Status Updates

02/12/2013

I wake up from my nap planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha good one" and we laugh and laugh and fall back asleep.

Silly Status Updates

12/18/2012

Bed is always the comfiest right at the time you are supposed to be getting out of it.

Life Status Updates

10/24/2012

If I woke up beside you every morning, I would be a morning person.

Love Status Updates

09/19/2012

The Best feeling ever: Waking up and seeing you still have a couple hours to sleep.

Silly Status Updates

09/06/2012

LIKE if your heart skips a beat when you forget to set your alarm but magically wake up on-time anyhow.

Misc. Status Updates

04/17/2012

"If you snooze you lose" is totally false. I hit the snooze button 5 times every morning and wake up feeling amazing.

Life Status Updates

12/07/2011

Trying to sleep again thinking the dream will still continue.

Misc. Status Updates

11/05/2011

That terrifying moment; when you rub your eyes for too long and you go blind for like 10 seconds.

Life Status Updates

11/05/2011

Funny how fast you can get up in the morning once you’ve realize you overslept.

Work Status Updates

10/02/2011

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