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If somebody's presence does not add value to your life..Then their absence should make no difference!

Misc. Status Updates

03/10/2013

You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.

Sex Status Updates

01/23/2013

How come your memories of people are always better than the actual people?

Life Status Updates

01/16/2013

True friends greet each other with an insult.

Cute Status Updates

11/29/2012

You never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Silly Status Updates

05/09/2012

Without humor life is boring. Without love life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible.

Life Status Updates

04/24/2012

As we grow up, we realize it becomes less important to have a ton of friends, and more important to have real ones.

Life Status Updates

04/14/2012

Nothing compares to the stomach aches you get from laughing too hard with your best friends.

Cute Status Updates

03/11/2012

Everyone knows someone whose laugh is always funnier than the joke.

Silly Status Updates

02/17/2012

You're only your worst critic until you become my friend.

Misc. Status Updates

01/07/2012

LIKE if you have that one friend that Laughs at everything. Even when it's not funny.

Life Status Updates

12/28/2011

True friends are always there for you. Fake friends only appear when they want something from you.

School Status Updates

11/04/2011

Funny how things change. I only want consistent friends NOT convenient friends.

Misc. Status Updates

08/13/2011

Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.

Life Status Updates

08/05/2011

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