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I think I've fallen in hate with you.

Relationship Status Updates

05/06/2013

Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.

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03/05/2013

People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime.

Life Status Updates

01/03/2013

Some people want a perfect relationship. I just want a cheeseburger that looks like the ones in the commercials.

Food Status Updates

12/25/2012

Never laugh at your significant others choices. You're one of them.

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12/16/2012

Always give your girlfriend more than she gives you. You are the man, the provider. Keep that status with her.

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09/12/2012

Don't wait. Tell the person of your dreams you love them. If you crash & burn don't worry, there's always tequila to break the fall.

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08/30/2012

Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can’t live without each other.

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08/21/2012

Sometimes “I’m single” means “I’m drama free”, “less stressed” and “I refuse to settle for less.”

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08/08/2012

Those moments when you're reading old messages and you think " where did we go wrong.."

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08/06/2012

Weddings are celebrated by lovers and anniversaries by soul-mates.

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07/25/2012

I'm not flirting, I'm just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.

Love Status Updates

07/23/2012

You're single? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH me too.

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07/16/2012

A REAL BOYFRIEND: calls you for NOTHING, texts you all the time, wants to see you, cries, gets jealous, over protective & loves you.

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07/15/2012

Best Relationship: Talk like bestfriends, play like children, argue like husband & wife, protect each other like brother & sister.

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06/17/2012

Just because we don't talk doesn't mean I don't think about you. I'm just trying to distance myself because I know I can't have you.

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05/29/2012

No matter how many times I've been done wrong, I'll continue to be faithful, honest, and loving; sooner or later someone will appreciate it.

Relationship Status Updates

04/29/2012

I saw you, I wanted you, I got you, I liked you, I loved you, I lost you, I miss you.

Love Status Updates

04/09/2012

Cuddling, snuggling, smiling, laughing, kissing: all the things I want to do when I think of you!

Relationship Status Updates

04/08/2012

Being in a relationship is a full-time job. Don't apply if you're not ready.

Relationship Status Updates

04/04/2012

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