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Those nights when you can't sleep, you just might be in someone else's dreams.

Love Status Updates

05/19/2013

Do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep?

Funny Questions

05/02/2013

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Love Status Updates

05/02/2013

Being dead tired throughout the entire day then wide awake when I'm trying to go to sleep.

Silly Status Updates

04/30/2013

When you can't sleep at night, it's because you're awake in someone else's dream.

Cute Status Updates

03/04/2013

I'm suffering from Insania. Its sort of like Insomnia, only its the voices in my head that cant sleep.

Silly Status Updates

03/02/2013

Nobody looks back at their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.

Life Status Updates

02/09/2013

I have a condition that makes me eat when I can't sleep. It's called Insom-nom-nom-nia.

Food Status Updates

01/29/2013

Sometimes I ask myself why do I stay up so late? Then I tell myself it’s none of my damn business.

Misc. Status Updates

12/18/2012

I wake up from my nap planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha good one" and we laugh and laugh and fall back asleep.

Silly Status Updates

12/18/2012

Sometimes I ask myself why do I stay up so late? Then I tell myself it's none of my damn business.

Silly Status Updates

12/16/2012

Nobody looks back on their life and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep.

Life Status Updates

11/05/2012

The Best feeling ever: Waking up and seeing you still have a couple hours to sleep.

Silly Status Updates

09/06/2012

It's unbelievable how many problems go away by simply ignoring them and going to sleep.

Life Status Updates

08/27/2012

I think the most common cause of insomnia is simple; it’s loneliness.

Life Status Updates

08/19/2012

The annoying moment when I get comfy in bed and realize I forgot to do something.

Silly Status Updates

07/16/2012

LIKE if you can’t stand sleeping with socks on.

Life Status Updates

06/26/2012

My bed is way more comfortable in the mornings than during the night.

Health Status Updates

06/06/2012

86% of people start making up scenarios in their heads that most likely will never happen, right before falling asleep.

Statistic Status Updates

04/29/2012

Lazy Rule #102:Why should I make the bed if I'm going to sleep in it again?

Misc. Status Updates

04/25/2012

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