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Don't you love that moment when you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide?

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12/16/2012

Sure, it looks like an innocent candy cane now, but give me 5-7 minutes and it'll be a dagger I can take out my enemies with.

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12/05/2012

I have to assume these next four weeks are incredibly difficult for anyone whose grandma actually was run over by a reindeer.

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12/02/2012

All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer.

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11/27/2012

Some of us live thousands of miles away from our families and don't get to be with them during the Holidays. Jealous?

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11/21/2012

When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!

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12/23/2011

I went to the garage today to unpack Christmas decorations. I found a present from last year that I had forgotten to give the kids. I was so disappointed! They would really have loved that kitten...

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12/12/2011

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