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Sometimes you have to forgive and forget. Forgive them for hurting you and forget that they exist. Move on!

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03/20/2013

You know it's real love when one of you leaves the room and the other one pauses the movie without being asked.

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03/07/2013

99% of relationships involve tolerating how weird the other person is.

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01/27/2013

I blame movies for my high expectations in relationships.

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01/24/2013

If Facebook is conflicting with your real life relationships then it's time to take a break. We need your full commitment over here.

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12/26/2012

I hold my breath when I am around you because if I don't, you'll take it away.

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12/26/2012

Never laugh at your significant others choices. You're one of them.

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12/16/2012

Treat me like a joke, and I'll leave you like it's funny.

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12/03/2012

Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can’t live without each other.

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08/21/2012

Sometimes “I’m single” means “I’m drama free”, “less stressed” and “I refuse to settle for less.”

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08/08/2012

Those moments when you're reading old messages and you think " where did we go wrong.."

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08/06/2012

Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates.

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08/02/2012

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status.

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07/17/2012

We met → We talked → We liked → We called → We texted → We dated → We committed → I loved → You cheated → We're done → You're deleted.

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05/26/2012

Being faithful to your boyfriend or girlfriend should be common sense.

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04/29/2012

Those nights when all you want to do is cuddle up next to someone and then you realize you're single.

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04/11/2012

A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she doesn't get jealous when someone has your attention, it's because someone has hers.

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03/29/2012

The unexpected relationships are the ones that last the longest.

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03/24/2012

Don’t judge my choices without understanding my reasons.

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03/20/2012

On a personal level, we all appreciate people who are kind and warm-hearted.

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03/16/2012

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