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99% of people are stupid. Luckily, I'm part of the other 2%

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03/10/2013

86% of people start making up scenarios in their heads that most likely will never happen, right before falling asleep.

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04/29/2012

“Nineteen letters long” is 19 letters long.

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04/12/2012

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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12/20/2011

You use statistics like a drunk uses a lamp post, for support rather than illumination.

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06/06/2011

I hate three things in this world: math

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05/27/2011

The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% probability you will get it wrong.

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05/26/2011

If I could be any arithmetic operation, Id be subtraction. I just want to make a difference.

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05/26/2011

10% of people genuinely care about your problems. The other 90% are glad that youve got them.

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05/26/2011

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

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05/26/2011

If the person is more than 25 feet away from you, holding the door is creepy

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05/26/2011

If Welchs is 100% Grape Juice, then why the heck do you list 4 other ingredients?

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05/26/2011

I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

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05/26/2011

How many times is it appropriate to say What? before you just nod and smile because you still didnt hear what they said?

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05/26/2011

Our generation doesnt knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know were outside.

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05/26/2011

Does size matter? Yes I told you 2 inches makes a huge difference. Now just buy the damn laptop dad, this conversation is creeping me out.

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05/26/2011

Look, math. Quit asking us to find your X. Lets face it. Shes never coming back to you.

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05/26/2011

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool

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05/26/2011

We are all part of the ultimate statistic - ten out of ten die.

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05/26/2011

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldnt help wondering from what direction.

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05/26/2011

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