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It's hilarious when school textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. "Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem..."

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11/11/2012

I wish there was a pen that could copy and paste.

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05/09/2012

Hey Google, why do not you sit next to me during my exam? ;)

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09/12/2011

"I never said she stole my money" has 7 different meanings depending on the word you stress.

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07/24/2012

Before college, I didn't know what I was doing with my life, but now I'm confident I have no idea what I'm doing.

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02/09/2013

Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.

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01/22/2012

Math was so easy until they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

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07/22/2012

That amazing moment when you find the EXACT answers to your homework on Google.

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05/14/2012

That awkward moment when everyone is talking in class except for you.

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08/03/2011

A friend isn't someone who is nice to your face, it's someone who isn't rude to you behind your back.

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12/20/2011

It's easier to fall asleep in class than in my bed at home.

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11/08/2012

Never confuse education with intelligence.

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01/01/2013

Teachers call it "going to the bathroom" We call it "I'm bored. I'm leaving."

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04/16/2013

Judging by my handwriting possible future career choices include doctor or kindergartner.

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07/17/2011

Tired apostrophes risk falling into a comma.

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08/17/2011

You'd think atoms bonding would mean they were being friendly to each other, but they end up stealing each other's electrons in the process. Isn't that ionic?

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11/12/2012

Things I didn't learn in high school... how to pay bills buy a house apply for college but thank goodness I can graph a polynomial function.

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05/14/2013

Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back.

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05/13/2012

True friends are always there for you. Fake friends only appear when they want something from you.

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11/04/2011

If you and your best friend don't have at least one night in your past that you vow to never discuss, you're not best friends.

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11/30/2012

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