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I wish there was a pen that could copy and paste.

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05/09/2012

What’s on the board: 2•54/57(7+5/6)²•ab-c³ What teacher sees: 2+2=4 What you see: すきうせちし What you remember:

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04/26/2012

The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

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04/25/2012

DAILY ROUTINE : ☑ Eat ☑ Sleep ☑ Facebook ☑ YouTube ☑ Twitter ☐ Study.

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03/27/2012

Good grades, enough sleep, a social life…you can pick two.

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03/20/2012

SCHOOL IS POINTLESS. English - We Speak It. History - They're dead get over it. Math- 1+1=2 Beyonce taught us that .Spanish - We Have Dora.

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03/11/2012

I bought the REQUIRED textbook for class, but that was only after I found out the final exam was "Open Book".

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03/05/2012

I die a little inside when I see the word "explain" on a test.

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02/05/2012

If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.

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02/01/2012

Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.

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01/22/2012

Doing the "I'm thinking really hard face" when the teacher looks at you.

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01/20/2012

I'm great at remembering names. I just don't remember which one's yours. ツ

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01/16/2012

How come the bus driver is the only one with a seatbelt?

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01/06/2012

A friend isn't someone who is nice to your face, it's someone who isn't rude to you behind your back.

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12/20/2011

In school, the only thing group projects ever taught me was that I hate other people.

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12/19/2011

I dunno why they say falling into peer pressure is such a bad thing... it seems more like falling into an awesome time.

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11/15/2011

True friends are always there for you. Fake friends only appear when they want something from you.

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11/04/2011

Dude, I said you could borrow my pen, Not chew it like it's a toy.

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10/21/2011

Cool story bro, put it in the history books with all the other boring crap I don't care about.

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10/10/2011

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, I still don't do my homework.

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09/19/2011

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