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Stu(dying) Stu(died) Coincidence? I think not.

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05/15/2013

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

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05/14/2013

Things I didn't learn in high school... how to pay bills buy a house apply for college but thank goodness I can graph a polynomial function.

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05/14/2013

I'd rather volunteer myself for tribute in the hunger games, than go to school tomorrow.

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05/12/2013

Me after 15 seconds of studying: I just can't do this anymore

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05/06/2013

School doesn't even test your intelligence, it tests your memory.

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05/05/2013

My laziness is exactly as the number 8. If it lays down, it becomes infinite.

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04/25/2013

Never confuse intelligence with education.

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04/18/2013

Deleting my school so I can focus on Facebook.

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04/17/2013

Teachers call it "going to the bathroom" We call it "I'm bored. I'm leaving."

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04/16/2013

HILARIOUS PRANK: Create a system where people pay thousands of dollars to go to college, to get a job, to pay for having gone to college.

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04/09/2013

Popularity allows you to live with others, but integrity lets you live with yourself.

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04/02/2013

Being in the friend zone is like an employer turning you down for a job, then calling you regularly bitching about the person they did hire.

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04/02/2013

Take time to listen. You will learn and look smarter at the same time.

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03/16/2013

PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks.

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03/10/2013

That very awkward moment when the whole class stares at you when you come back from the bathroom.

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02/25/2013

3 things I've learned in school: Texting without looking, Sleeping without getting caught, TEAMWORK on tests.

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02/24/2013

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

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02/23/2013

Before college, I didn't know what I was doing with my life, but now I'm confident I have no idea what I'm doing.

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02/09/2013

It's alarming that I took all my career advice from someone who thought it would be a good idea to go to college to be a guidance counselor.

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01/28/2013

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