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fri(END] , boyfri(END] , girlfri(END] Everything has an END , exept for fam(ILY] .

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06/28/2011

If they treats you like an option, leave them like a choice.

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05/13/2013

Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist right?

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05/12/2013

We all have that one ex you don't want the world to know you dated.

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05/08/2013

My wife asked me to load the dishwasher. So I poured her some shots and told her to start drinking. And that's how the fight started.

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04/14/2013

Ladies, stop complaining to us about how there are no good guys. If you want a good guy, chances are he's the one you're complaining to.

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04/01/2013

The worst thing you can do for somebody is something they should be doing for themselves.

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03/28/2013

When you said, "The dishwasher was loaded." I thought you meant my wife was drunk.

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10/25/2012

Trust is like an eraser, it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.

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08/31/2011

Some people come into your life as blessings, others come into your life as lessons.

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08/28/2011

Dear Ex, I dont hate you, Im just disappointed you turned into everything you said youd never be.

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05/26/2011

My ex and I were happy for a long time, but then we met each other.

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05/19/2013

I think I've fallen in hate with you.

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05/06/2013

Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.

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05/02/2013

Relationships should come with an icon that shows you how much time you have left like your phone's battery.

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04/30/2013

Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.

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04/25/2013

The back of every furniture assembly manual should have a coupon for couples counseling.

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04/24/2013

If you really want to get to know someone, start arguing with them.

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04/22/2013

Manners matter. Good looks are a bonus. Humor is a must.

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04/29/2013

You can't have a relationship without any fights, but you can make your relationship worth the fight.

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04/08/2013

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