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If they treats you like an option, leave them like a choice.

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05/13/2013

Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist right?

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05/12/2013

We all have that one ex you don't want the world to know you dated.

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05/08/2013

I think I've fallen in hate with you.

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05/06/2013

Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.

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05/02/2013

Relationships should come with an icon that shows you how much time you have left like your phone's battery.

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04/30/2013

Manners matter. Good looks are a bonus. Humor is a must.

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04/29/2013

Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.

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04/25/2013

The back of every furniture assembly manual should have a coupon for couples counseling.

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04/24/2013

If you really want to get to know someone, start arguing with them.

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04/22/2013

My wife asked me to load the dishwasher. So I poured her some shots and told her to start drinking. And that's how the fight started.

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04/14/2013

You can't have a relationship without any fights, but you can make your relationship worth the fight.

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04/08/2013

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn’t being said.

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04/03/2013

The best thing about marriage is never needing to use Google. Wives know everything!

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04/01/2013

Ladies, stop complaining to us about how there are no good guys. If you want a good guy, chances are he's the one you're complaining to.

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04/01/2013

My last relationship was a lot like The Notebook. It felt like it lasted forever and we both wanted to die towards the end.

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03/30/2013

The worst thing you can do for somebody is something they should be doing for themselves.

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03/28/2013

Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea. But there's also sharks, seaweed & toxic waste.

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03/24/2013

Sometimes you have to forgive and forget. Forgive them for hurting you and forget that they exist. Move on!

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03/20/2013

Oh, you think you have relationship problems? Try separating me from my bed in the morning.

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03/19/2013

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