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Things I'm bad at: singing Things I do a lot: sing

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05/13/2013

There's always that one song that makes you want to dance.

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05/12/2013

I sing too much for someone who can't sing.

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05/06/2013

If you are ever wondering who is rapping in a song, just wait 4 more seconds and he'll say his name.

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04/25/2013

True love is when you buy the hard copy of an album even though you've already illegally downloaded it.

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04/16/2013

The White Stripes and The Black Keys should form a band and call it Pianos.

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04/11/2013

How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1) put some headphones in your pocket 2) wait one minute

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04/07/2013

I hate it when I'm singing along to a song, and the artist gets it wrong.

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03/14/2013

There's nothing more annoying than having a song stuck in your head that you don't know all the words to.

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02/28/2013

Before Chris Brown did a concert with them, they were just known as "The Peas".

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02/27/2013

Love is like hearing your favorite song for the first time. Then listening to it over and over again till you hate that song.

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02/23/2013

Want to hate any song in less than ten seconds? Just set it as your alarm for 5:30 in the morning.

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02/06/2013

I bet Rihanna will be on the cover of Chris Brown's greatest hits CD.

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01/22/2013

Its a bit awkward when you don't realize how many curse words and sexual innuendos a song has in it until you're in the car listening to it with your parents.

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01/20/2013

I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.

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01/13/2013

Music is a good place to hide.

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12/17/2012

Rap Music is like Scissors...it always loses to rock.

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12/09/2012

Do you ever feel pressure to play good music when people are in your car?

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12/04/2012

It's one of those days again, when music is your only friend.

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12/03/2012

Did you ever notice that there's a certain line in every song sticks out because it reminds you of a person that you just can't forget?

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12/03/2012

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