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Heres McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor

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05/26/2011

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

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05/26/2011

The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.

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05/26/2011

For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.

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05/26/2011

National Schizophrenics Convention: Anybody whos everybody will be there!

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05/26/2011

Your worst humiliation is only someone elses momentary entertainment.

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05/26/2011

The only difference between the people Ive dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

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05/26/2011

We all cant be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.

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05/26/2011

Sometimes, Ill watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the fuck was going on when I first saw it.

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05/26/2011

I like all of the music in my itunes, except when its on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my itunes.

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05/26/2011

Im a fan of saying YOURE WELCOME really loudly when people dont thank you.

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05/26/2011

Spellcheck? I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me

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05/26/2011

Is anyone going to tell Americas Funniest Home Videos about youtube?

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05/26/2011

wow ,you know American news coverage has hit an all time low when there is an article on CNN about a kid scoring over 1000000 pts in Guitar Hero

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05/26/2011

I named my TV remote Waldo, you know why.

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05/26/2011

Dont ever eat rice and watch a funny show. Uncle Ben almost choked me to death.

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05/26/2011

going to the skate park to watch people fall

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05/26/2011

Some people should come with subtitles.

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05/26/2011

There are commercials in front of online trailers now. So I have to watch a commercial to watch a commercial?

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05/26/2011

When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status, you know youve either done something very right or something very wrong

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05/26/2011

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