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Why are there so many commercials for toilet paper? Who is not buying it?

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03/04/2013

If I ever put stuff in storage I'm going to write "gold bars" and "priceless memorabilia" on the boxes just to mess with Storage Wars on A&E.

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09/30/2012

I tried to change my password to Twilight. But there was an error saying it contained too many useless characters.

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11/14/2012

Eating popcorn: 80% during the trailers. 20% during the movie.

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02/07/2012

You cant spell listen without silent

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05/26/2011

Tonight on ABC starting at 10: Fasten your seat belts as the dynamic Ryan Seacrest spends two hours telling us what time it is! #HappyNYE

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12/30/2012

Has that kid in the Dreamworks logo even caught a single fish yet?

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01/05/2013

Admit it, you've answered Dora at least once in your life.

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01/16/2013

Alex, I’ll take ‘Things Only I Know’ for $200.

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05/27/2011

Law & Order is Scooby Doo for adults.

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03/24/2013

I keep my landline active because I know sooner or later Trinity or Morpheus will contact me.

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01/05/2013

Sure you could complain there's another Twilight movie out right now. OR you could celebrate that there'll never be another.

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11/18/2012

If you watch Godzilla backwards its about a dinosaur who passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea.

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01/17/2013

No thanks, movie theatre. I'm OK with this cheaper/better candy in my pocket.

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03/13/2012

My dream TV show is an all Kardashian version of Wipe Out.

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10/17/2012

You'd think Winnie the Pooh would've gotten that shirt in at least a medium.

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03/25/2013

So there's a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son his left physically disabled. In a twist of events the son is kidnapped and kept in a tank while his father chases the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally challenged woman. Finding Nemo is quite the thriller...

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09/24/2012

Dear movie industry, you need to chill with the 3D movies. 3D is the equivalent of auto tune for main stream rappers. cut that shit out. signed, annoyed critics.

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05/26/2011

"You actually have friends?" "Yeah, all the 10 seasons on DVD!"

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01/28/2012

DiCaprio never died in Titanic. last scene: going underwater. scene of Inception is him waking up on a beach.IT'S A MOVIE INSIDE A MOVIE O.O

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06/12/2011

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