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"Who's that?" "What are they doing?" "What's happening?" ; "Shut the hell up and watch the movie".

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07/15/2011

I watch a scary movie, I'm perfectly fine, then I go to bed and remember EVERY SINGLE SCARY MOMENT IN THE MOVIE.

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09/13/2011

Some chick told me to get lost so I bought every season on DVD.

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06/23/2011

lf the people in the movies listened to me, they would still be alive.

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10/17/2011

DiCaprio never died in Titanic. last scene: going underwater. scene of Inception is him waking up on a beach.IT'S A MOVIE INSIDE A MOVIE O.O

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06/12/2011

SPOILER: The whole Harry Potter saga turns out to be Harry's hallucination while he starves to death under the stairs in his abusive home.

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07/16/2011

Comparing Twilight to Harry Potter is like comparing Rebecca Black to the Beatles.

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07/19/2011

I hate waiting a whole week to see the next episode of my favorite show.

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09/13/2011

So the new Titanic 3D is out. Maybe they'll see the damn iceberg this time.

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04/01/2012

Don't judge a book by it's movie.

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10/13/2011

When you pause a show and the peoples faces look funny you can't help but laugh.

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08/22/2011

I wonder if the girls on "16 and pregnant" will come back on "32 and a Grandma"

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01/17/2012

Find Voldemort: ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} (') ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} LIKE if you found him!

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03/07/2012

If your movie is called Final Destination 5, it’s probably not the final destination.

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08/13/2011

All of those extreme couponers across America need to get together and propose a budget plan to the president.

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05/26/2011

Eating popcorn: 80% during the trailers. 20% during the movie.

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02/07/2012

"You actually have friends?" "Yeah, all the 10 seasons on DVD!"

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01/28/2012

I like how the Ninja Turtles wear masks. Good way to hide your identity, it's not like you're a giant turtle or anything.

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04/18/2012

| ( • )( • ) | Spongebob / ( • )( • ) \ Patrick ( (•)(•) ) Squidward | (•) | Plankton |•||•| Mr.Krabs

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04/01/2012

Employee at Disney: Hey guys! I have a great idea! Instead of making new movies, let's just remake the old ones in 3D!

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01/20/2012

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