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The fact that this generation of kids will never know the pain of a Blockbuster late fee really pisses me off.

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01/31/2013

We all need to make a pact right now that there will be riots if Hollywood tries to remake The Goonies.

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01/23/2013

Nothing better than a reality show where everyone's speaking English yet they still need subtitles to be understood.

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01/21/2013

If you watch Godzilla backwards its about a dinosaur who passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea.

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01/17/2013

Admit it, you've answered Dora at least once in your life.

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01/16/2013

Has that kid in the Dreamworks logo even caught a single fish yet?

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01/05/2013

I keep my landline active because I know sooner or later Trinity or Morpheus will contact me.

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01/05/2013

My friend's son has learned about a disease that only affects dinosaurs, apparently. He saw it on television and it's called A Reptile Dysfunction. Doesn't understand the commercials at all but he's pretty sure that's what it is about.

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01/05/2013

Tonight on ABC starting at 10: Fasten your seat belts as the dynamic Ryan Seacrest spends two hours telling us what time it is! #HappyNYE

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12/30/2012

A movie ticket for baby should cost at least $50.

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12/18/2012

Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Holla at me when Lebron saves the Looney Toons from an alien race.

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12/16/2012

Beware of TV. It has the power to turn things like storage, parking and cupcakes into wars.

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12/09/2012

Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

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11/24/2012

I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.

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11/20/2012

Sure you could complain there's another Twilight movie out right now. OR you could celebrate that there'll never be another.

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11/18/2012

Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.

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11/16/2012

I tried to change my password to Twilight. But there was an error saying it contained too many useless characters.

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11/14/2012

Evidently Lincoln is doing well in theaters despite historical evidence to the contrary.

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11/14/2012

If you think about it, James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman tickling each other would prety much be the greatest sounding thing ever.

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11/12/2012

I hate when I'm singing and some idiot thinks they can join in with me... this is not Glee.

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11/12/2012

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