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I'm having one of those days where when I get home I'm going to lean against the door, and slide down it while dramatically sighing.

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05/16/2013

I'm no mathematician, but I'd say about 46% of the popcorn I grab at a movie theater ends up in my mouth.

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05/12/2013

Watching Netflix before going to bed is the adult equivalent of being read a bedtime story.

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04/08/2013

If advertisers were smart, they'd make a silent, slow-motion commercial that runs at normal speed when you fast forward through it on a DVR.

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04/07/2013

How can Transformers 4 not be called Trans4mers?

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04/04/2013

Either you love Space Jam or you're wrong.

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03/25/2013

You'd think Winnie the Pooh would've gotten that shirt in at least a medium.

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03/25/2013

Law & Order is Scooby Doo for adults.

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03/24/2013

Don't talk to me about bravery until you're watching a horror film, alone in bed, with one leg out of the covers.

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03/20/2013

The TV is so loud! But not quite loud enough to make me get up and get the remote.

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03/14/2013

Here at Nickelodeon, we're constantly trying to push the boundaries of what a child's head should be shaped like.

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03/13/2013

That moment at the end of The Breakfast Club when Judd Nelson throws his fist in the air. I just want one moment like that.

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03/10/2013

Why are there so many commercials for toilet paper? Who is not buying it?

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03/04/2013

I'm fluent in movie quotes and sarcasm.

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02/21/2013

If you aren't old enough to know what " NO soup for you," means then we can't be friends.

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02/13/2013

The fact that this generation of kids will never know the pain of a Blockbuster late fee really pisses me off.

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01/31/2013

We all need to make a pact right now that there will be riots if Hollywood tries to remake The Goonies.

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01/23/2013

Nothing better than a reality show where everyone's speaking English yet they still need subtitles to be understood.

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01/21/2013

If you watch Godzilla backwards its about a dinosaur who passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea.

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01/17/2013

Admit it, you've answered Dora at least once in your life.

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01/16/2013

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