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Behind every strong woman is a man that she needs to open jars and get things of high shelves.

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04/28/2013

Dear Women, Newsflash...MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

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04/24/2013

"I'll make 2 trips." -No Man Ever

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04/09/2013

You chicks spend a lot of money on makeup to look pretty. Save your cash, buy him Alcohol.

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04/09/2013

In my day we had to roll the windows up and down with our bare hands.

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04/01/2013

Men are a lot like shopping carts, when you finally find one without a screwed up wheel, it already has a wife pushing it around.

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03/11/2013

I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out girls butt's.

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03/04/2013

Of course my clothes are on the floor. I'm a guy, that is where I hang them.

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02/12/2013

When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night will never be spoken of.

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01/02/2013

At a wedding reception someone yelled: "All the married men please stand next to the person that made your life worth living" The bartender was crushed to death.

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12/26/2012

Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

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12/06/2012

A BOY makes his girl jealous of other woman. A GENTLEMAN makes other woman jealous of his girl.

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11/11/2012

Birth Control Pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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11/08/2012

If a man said he'll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

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11/03/2012

If you're looking for a girl, here is what to look for: 1) HOT 2) SANE 3) SINGLE ...now pick two.

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10/28/2012

A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.

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10/10/2012

When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night will never be spoken of.

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10/09/2012

Ladies, stop saying "All Guys are the same"...all the guys YOU LIKE are the same, don't blame all of us because you're into douche-bags.

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09/11/2012

I hate when I'm trying to be handsome and a more handsome man stands next to me and handsomes much harder than I can.

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09/11/2012

If you don't like football, I don't like you.

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09/01/2012

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