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3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die. ♥

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06/21/2011

Just because I don't talk to you, or text you first, doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me.

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06/15/2011

Those nights when you can't sleep, you just might be in someone else's dreams.

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05/19/2013

I've changed the lock on my heart.. So stick the old key up your ass.

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05/19/2013

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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05/02/2013

Why give second chances when there are people waiting for their first :)

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04/29/2013

Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on. The more it hurts.

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04/28/2013

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them.

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04/07/2013

One of the best feelings in the world is when you are hugging a person you love and they hug you back even tighter.

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03/26/2013

Love is standing on wet cement. the longer you stay, the harder it is to leave and you can never let go without leaving your footprints.

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03/25/2013

People say 'hate' is such a strong word, yet they throw around 'love' like it's nothing.

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03/19/2013

Love many, trust few, and learn to paddle your own canoe.

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03/13/2013

Fact of the Day: Being “forever alone” increases your risk of dying of infectious diseases by five times and of heart disease by thirty-eight percent.

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03/04/2013

Love means sharing your thoughts, your fears, your dreams, your hopes and your french fries.

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02/27/2013

Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks. Not in what they say. Just in what they are.

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02/20/2013

There's someone out there for everyone. All you have to do is sort through 6.93 billion people. Good luck.

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02/14/2013

My love for you is beyond words so don't expect a Valentine's Day card from me.

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02/13/2013

You fill the space between my heartbeats.

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02/13/2013

I'm not saying I'm immature, but I do have a lot of "This is why I'm single..." moments.

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02/06/2013

Showing your love used to be buying them flowers or writing a poem. Now it's just looking at them for 5 minutes without checking your phone.

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02/06/2013

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