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Life's best lessons are learned at the worst times.

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04/10/2013

Never trust anyone who smiles this early in the morning.

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04/09/2013

If we all threw our problems into one huge pile, we’d see everyone else’s and scramble to get ours back.

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04/08/2013

Unsure if life is getting better or the amount of craps I give is decreasing.

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04/08/2013

There are 2 types of people: Those that think they are normal, and those that realize there is no such thing.

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04/07/2013

As a child, I could be anything. As an adult, I just wanna be that child.

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04/04/2013

Sometimes the best moments in life are the ones you don't tell anyone about.

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04/04/2013

Some people live life in the fast lane. I've spent most of mine on the side of the road, hood open, staring at a smoking engine, scratching my head.

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04/03/2013

I am not defined by my past. I am prepared by it.

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04/02/2013

I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on.

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04/02/2013

I would rather have a life full of scars than one full of fear.

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03/31/2013

Sometimes it takes a wrong turn to put us in the right place.

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03/28/2013

A few simple tips: Don't promise when you're happy, Don't reply when you're angry, and Don't decide when you're sad.

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03/28/2013

Count your age by friends, not years; count your life by smiles, not tears.

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03/28/2013

Let your smile change the world, but don't let the world change your smile.

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03/27/2013

If you're not fully satisfied with your life, do something about it. Or complain about it on the internet. Whatever you prefer.

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03/26/2013

The second someone starts talking about what’s wrong with the younger generation is the second you know they're too old. And chances are their complaint isn't really about genuine concern for the younger generation, but an attempt to prove the superiority of theirs.

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03/26/2013

Most days I feel like three kids stacked up on each other's shoulders, covered by a huge coat, trying to pass as one of all these grown-ups.

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03/25/2013

Anger hurts you, not the person you're angry at. Don't waste life getting mad all the time.

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03/24/2013

Thought for the day... very little is needed to make life happy.

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03/21/2013

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