Funny Status Updates for Facebook. Hilarious Comedic Witty Status Updates about Life, Love, and everything in-between.

Funny Status Updates for Facebook - iPhone/iPod App ONLY $.99cents Funny Status Updates for Facebook App is ★★★Now Available for ANDROID★★★

Sort By:
Newest
Random
Most LIKEs:
48 hours
Week
Month
All Time

Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean.

International Status Updates

04/25/2013

Some parts of the world use Facebook to overthrow evil dictators. Me? I just want you all to know how delicious my sandwich is.

International Status Updates

03/17/2013

If you aren't speaking English around me, I'm gonna assume that you're talking shit about me.

International Status Updates

02/13/2013

You should be able to see who you would be sitting next to while you're booking your flight. LIKE if you agree.

International Status Updates

12/25/2012

The problem with the world is that intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

International Status Updates

12/12/2012

FUN THANKSGIVING FACT: In Turkish, the bird we call a Turkey is called "Hindi" ("from India"). In India, it's called "Peru." In Arabic, the bird is called "Greek chicken"; in Greek it's called "French chicken"; and in French it's called "Indian chicken." The bird is indigenous to none of these places.

International Status Updates

11/19/2012

A bunch of countries come to Britain to put their flags down and try to get a bunch of gold. It's like history but in reverse. #OLYMPICS

International Status Updates

08/03/2012

I speak 4 languages: english, profanity, sarcasm, & real shit.

International Status Updates

07/10/2012

South Korea has a national "Forever Alone" day.

International Status Updates

07/07/2012

Politicians are like sperm. One in a million turn out to be an actual human being.

International Status Updates

07/03/2012

The United States is probably the only country in the world where people need energy drinks to sit in front of a computer all day.

International Status Updates

06/12/2012

I bet the "YMCA" dance is a lot harder to do in Chinese.

International Status Updates

06/04/2012

Sea levels aren't rising due to global warming. They are rising due to the increase in obesity. The continents are actually sinking...

International Status Updates

04/18/2012

Why is it that when British people sing, they no longer have an accent?

International Status Updates

04/06/2012

The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

International Status Updates

02/27/2012

Lately, I'm wondering how bad four years with no president would be.

International Status Updates

12/19/2011

Where do women pee? Cause all I ever see on signs is for Men and Scottish Men.

International Status Updates

08/31/2011

Flying these days is a frisky business.

International Status Updates

08/24/2011

The USA is like a dysfunctional family... We're pretty messed up but, we still love each other.

International Status Updates

08/06/2011

Did you know? Its impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :)

International Status Updates

07/09/2011

Categories