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NERD WEDDING: Instead of saying "I do." They say "I accept the terms & conditions."

01/24/2012

Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions.

01/17/2012

I'm going downtown to play a game of "Hobo or Hipster?"

08/11/2011

If a tree falls down in the middle of a forest & no one is there to hear it, a hipster will buy it's album.

08/12/2011

Just saw a hipster rocking a motorola RAZR to be ironic.

08/12/2011

The term 'hipster' arose in the 40's to describe middle class white youths seeking to emulate the lifestyle of black jazz musicians.

02/07/2012

You might be a hipster if you frequently use the term "post-modern" (or its commonly used variation "PoMo") as an adjective, noun, and verb.

08/11/2011

Q: Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his pizza? ........ A: He ate it before it was cool.

08/12/2011

Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures.

12/17/2012

You might be a hipster if you have one Republican friend who you always describe as being your "one Republican friend."

08/11/2011

I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diets, tiny feets, and sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate hamsters.

10/26/2012

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

05/29/2012

Hipsters, Before buying a pair of skinny jeans, try not doing it.

07/11/2012

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