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George washington said We would have a black president when pigs fly!... well, swine flu.

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05/26/2011

Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger

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05/26/2011

Heres your social security card. Its paper & has to last you forever. Dont laminate it. Good luck! -The Government

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05/26/2011

the best stalkers stand behind their work.

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05/26/2011

Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

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05/26/2011

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say elevator, we say lift... they say President, we say stupid psychopathic git.

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05/26/2011

Chuck Norriss daughter lost her virginity, he got it back

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05/26/2011

George Bush published a book? I bet its a picture book

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05/26/2011

The worst thing about calling in sick today is not being able to post last nights rage fest pictures until this weekend.

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05/26/2011

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

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05/26/2011

I find life is better if I live every day like its your last.

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05/26/2011

Mubarak has changed his Egypt dictatorship status to Its complicated

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05/26/2011

Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

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05/26/2011

Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly.

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05/26/2011

Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasnt seen in years

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05/26/2011

Dear NASA, Your mom thought I was big enough. Sincerely, Pluto.

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05/26/2011

I wrote My Parking Spot in chalk at one of the spots in my school parking lot to see what happens. No one has parked there for a week :)

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05/26/2011

Queen Elizabeth is now on Facebook, Ive always wanted to poke a queen.

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05/26/2011

Another mass bird death except this time its a whole flock of Seahawks in Chicago.

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05/26/2011

Officer, Im not Fred Flintstone, I didnt run a red light, I drove through it. Now let me go.

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05/26/2011

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