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Its funny how the change jar slowly becomes all pennies.

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05/26/2011

What happens in Vegas (losing your money) stays in Vegas (all your money).

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05/26/2011

One day I want to be Lets Just Take My Helicopter rich.

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05/26/2011

Money may not buy you happiness, but it would make it a lot easier to not be miserable.

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05/26/2011

Ive finally figured out what homeless people spend their money on. Its not clothes. Its not booze. Its not food. Its sharpies and cardboard.

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05/26/2011

Im so broke this New Years Im gonna party like its $19.99.

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05/26/2011

To make a lot of money is my one goal in life. Turns out my laziness and lack of ambition is a really good goalie.

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05/26/2011

Waldo probably hides because hes behind on his child support payments.

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05/26/2011

Ten bucks says Slash has no idea where he is.

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05/26/2011

Latte is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.

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05/26/2011

I always poop with the door open. But, I leave my seatbelt on so I dont fall out of the car. Safety first.

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05/26/2011

Always hold out your hand when someone is counting money in front of you, just incase.

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05/26/2011

Theres nothing worse than getting $0.99 back in change

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05/26/2011

If your boyfriend gets you flowers and chocolate for Valentines Day, its because he was saving money to get his real girlfriend jewelry.

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05/26/2011

Why dont hoarders ever hoard money?

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05/26/2011

If youre denied basic rights because of your sexuality, you shouldnt have to pay taxes.

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05/26/2011

Is walkin around the bank yelling: ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!!!!!!!

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05/26/2011

If I had the money Id hire 2 private investigators to follow each other

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05/26/2011

My bank lets me send a text message and itll text back with my balance. Its a cool feature but I didnt think the LOL was necessary.

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05/26/2011

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

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05/26/2011

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