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The fake laugh you do when an old person cracks a joke.

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01/07/2012

You can't choose your family.... but you can ignore their phone calls.

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10/21/2011

You know you are in trouble when your mom screams your whole name.

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07/05/2012

Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mother. Mother. Mother. Mother. Mom: What?!? Me: Hi

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07/24/2012

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family... in another city.

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05/29/2011

Yelling someone's name in different voices until they finally hear you. LIKE if you do that.

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07/29/2012

Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement.

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02/14/2013

The older I get, the more I think I owe my parents an apology...

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04/05/2012

Respect your elders. They made it through school without Google and Wikipedia.

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04/19/2012

I love my mom no matter what we go through, no matter how much we argue, because I know at the end ,she'll always be there.

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04/01/2012

Happy Mother's Day I ♥ u mom no matter what we go through no matter how much we argue at the end she’ll always be there.

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05/12/2012

I'm totally fine with favoritism as long as I'm the favorite.

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05/02/2012

Some of us live thousands of miles away from our families and don't get to be with them during the Holidays. Jealous?

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11/21/2012

My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said, "Oh ya.....Just you wait."

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05/29/2011

If my mom can't find it, nobody can find it.

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02/08/2012

LIKE if your parents think your friends are a bad influence, but honestly, you are usually the one that comes up w/ the ideas.

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05/30/2012

Stupidity runs in the family... It's a good thing I'm adopted.

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05/29/2011

Spend life with the people who make you happy, not the people who you have to impress.

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05/02/2012

I'm an only child, and I'm still not the favorite.

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10/16/2012

Our generation is going to have the weirdest grandparents ever. Tatted, pierced up, and listening to rap. Grandma gotta lip ring yo!

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08/13/2011

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