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Talking louder does not make you any less wrong.

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05/26/2011

People will forget what U said, people will forget what U did, but people will never forget how U made them feel -Maya Angelou

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06/14/2011

The worst things in life are also free.

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05/26/2011

There's always a little truth behind every "just kidding", a little reason behind every "just wondering", a little knowledge behind every "I don't know", and a little feeling behind every "I don't care".

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10/09/2011

Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you'll never, ever have enough. -Oprah

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06/15/2011

"I've been called worse things by better people." - Pierre Trudeau

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06/04/2011

If you didn't see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind & share it with your big mouth.

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03/09/2012

I love it when the persons laugh is funnier than the actual joke

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05/26/2011

"If you focus only on yourself and neglect others, you will lose; but you will gain if you value others as much as you cherish yourself." - Dalai Lama

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08/24/2011

The reason why people give up so fast is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have gotten.

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03/07/2012

When youre right, no one remembers. When youre wrong, no one forgets.

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05/26/2011

I love smiling at random people. Some of them smile back. Some of them get really creeped out, but that makes it worth it.

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05/26/2011

"Nothing is too BIG to FAIL" -Rome

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06/14/2011

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

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05/26/2011

Im old enough to know whats bad for me and young enough to do it.

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05/26/2011

A bad picture of you, and your automatic response is... "Don't put that on Facebook!"

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02/19/2012

PROFILE PICTURES: What people want other people to think they look like.TAGGED PICTURES: What they actually look like.

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01/26/2012

Every time I pull a flash drive out of a computer I feel like a spy.

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05/26/2011

Life is less like a box of chocolate and more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

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05/26/2011

Things stalkers do... " LIKE " your Facebook status from 3 weeks ago.

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02/17/2012

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