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"Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life." -Homer Simpson
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05/01/2013
"Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right." -Ricky Gervais
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03/20/2013
"Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slowing than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?" -George Carlin
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02/24/2013
"He that would have the fruit must climb the tree. " - Gandhi
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12/10/2012
You've got what it takes, but it will take everything you've got.
Facebook Quotes
12/03/2012
“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party,…
Facebook Quotes
08/22/2012
"The past can hurt, but the way I see it you can either run from it or learn from it." - The Lion King
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08/20/2012
"Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be criticized anyway.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
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06/18/2012
"They say alcohol is man's worst enemy but the bible says love your enemies!" - Frank Sinatra
Facebook Quotes
05/29/2012
“Wow you’re cool.” LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.
Facebook Quotes
05/08/2012
I wonder how many statuses exist. And isn't it funny how we get to go inside people's minds?
Facebook Quotes
04/29/2012
Confucius says, "Man who run in front of bus get tired, but man who run behind bus get exhausted."
Facebook Quotes
04/11/2012
Bitch please, I could wipe 90% of your 'beauty' with a wet towel.
Facebook Quotes
04/09/2012
"Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen." Michael Jordan
Facebook Quotes
03/29/2012
If you didn't see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind & share it with your big mouth.
Facebook Quotes
03/09/2012
The reason why people give up so fast is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have gotten.
Facebook Quotes
03/07/2012
Sometimes even though you're having a good time, you can't help but to stop and think about how much you miss the old times.
Facebook Quotes
02/26/2012
A bad picture of you, and your automatic response is... "Don't put that on Facebook!"
Facebook Quotes
02/19/2012
Things stalkers do... " LIKE " your Facebook status from 3 weeks ago.
Facebook Quotes
02/17/2012
Facebook's "People You May Know" = "People I Wish I Didn't Know."
Facebook Quotes
02/17/2012
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