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Ohhh, the news article is actually a video? I guess I'll never know what happened.

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08/12/2012

Why do you have to unsubscribe to emails that you never subscribed to in the first place?

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07/30/2012

There are so many scams on the Internet now. Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them.

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07/18/2012

I log off because I'm bored but then I log back on after 5 minutes because I'm bored.

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07/07/2012

The quickest way to lose all faith in humanity is to read the comments section for almost anything on the internet.

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06/15/2012

Why does my phone's keyboard have a .com button but my computer doesn't?

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05/31/2012

Sometimes I wish there was a backspace key for my mouth.

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05/28/2012

I wish computer companies would design a keyboard with a removable crumb tray, kinda like my toaster.

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05/23/2012

If you search "askew" in google search, the page will tilt slightly clockwise. (Try it)

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05/07/2012

You never know a person until you walk in their shoes, or until you check their browser history.

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05/07/2012

There is no way to read your password to someone else without feeling like a complete idiot.

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05/07/2012

How to Get a Social Life…1. Unplug your WiFi router.2. Go outside.

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04/26/2012

My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.

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04/20/2012

All the hot singles in my area want to meet me! Probably because of all the free iPads I've won.

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04/14/2012

Why is it I’m reminded of everything I’ve ever wanted to look up on the internet at 3am? Every damn night.

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04/10/2012

The easiest way to keep people from getting involved in your personal problems is to not post them on the internet.

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04/04/2012

Kinda feels weird when your computer asks if you'd like to proceed unprotected....

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02/28/2012

Dear YouTube, I will always “Skip this ad."

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02/27/2012

Thanks confirmation email telling me I've successfully unsubscribed from your emails

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02/20/2012

Sometimes I wish the "Reply All" button was password protected.

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02/08/2012

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