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Everyday is a great day to curl up with a really good book and then completely ignore it because, ya know, the Internet.

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01/13/2013

Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people.

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01/06/2013

Saving a file and then realizing you have no idea where you just saved it.

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01/06/2013

Who's idea was it to put the letters T and G so close together on the keyboard??? That's the last time I use "Regards" at the end of an e-mail anyway!

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12/30/2012

I wonder if people that live in Hawaii have screensavers of bumper to bumper traffic?

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12/25/2012

The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all.

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11/18/2012

When I laugh at jokes from the Internet, I don't actually laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose or mouth than usual.

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10/20/2012

PSA: People learn a lot from history. Remember, to delete your browsing history often!

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10/16/2012

Movies are so unrealistic. This guy's using his computer to access an alien ship & not once has it asked if he wants to update his Adobe.

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10/15/2012

Computer technology used to be a lot tougher. Back when I was a teenager, mice had balls.

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10/11/2012

When it comes to returning emails, I only have two speeds: within 3 seconds or within 3 months.

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10/09/2012

The Internet is a lot like ancient Egypt, people writing on walls and worshipping cats.

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10/07/2012

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

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09/23/2012

Remember before the internet when people ate food and didn't need to tell everyone about it?

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09/21/2012

Go to Google. Type in "gullible" and you will see a picture of yourself.

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09/17/2012

I don't have a problem with idiots... I have a problem with the fact they they have an internet connection.

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09/11/2012

I need Google in my brain and Anti-Virus in my heart.

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09/11/2012

Just because you put an Instagram filter on that terrible food you made, doesn't make me jealous that you're eating it.

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09/06/2012

Our plan is to have electronics that are so old that if anyone breaks into our house, they'll feel sorry for us and leave us some cash.

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09/04/2012

How to save the world: 1. Make a document named "The World" 2. Save the document.

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09/02/2012

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