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The awkward moment when someone says something to you for the fifth time and you still don’t know what they said.

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06/02/2011

The awkward moment when you get emotionally attached to a celebrity you have never met.

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07/10/2011

That awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and you cant figure out which one the music is coming from.

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08/03/2011

The awkward moment when you're not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up.

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09/12/2012

That awkward moment when Santa has the same wrapping paper as your parents.

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12/02/2012

That awkward moment when you’re about to get out of the shower and don’t have a towel.

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03/30/2012

The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down & you don't know whether to tell, because you can't explain why you were looking that low.

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06/25/2011

That awkward moment when someone isn't txting you back and then you see them update their status from mobile...

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06/30/2011

That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says "I'm so fat."

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05/17/2012

That awkward moment when you realize Kim Kardashian’s failed marriage could have have paid for your college tuition for 2,690 years.

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11/25/2011

The awkward moment when you realize you're wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing anyway.

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05/02/2012

THE AWKWARD MOMENT when someone says "We Should Hang Out" but you don't want to hang out with them.

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08/12/2011

That awkward moment when you can’t find your phone because your bed ate it.

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08/28/2012

That awkward moment when you post a status on Facebook and someone likes it almost immediately.

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06/26/2012

That awkward moment when you accept a compliment that wasn't meant for you.

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10/23/2012

That awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you have never dated.

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03/27/2012

That awkward moment when you "like" someones status on Facebook on accident b/c of a ur touchscreen phone.

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07/12/2011

The awkward moment when you step to the side to get around someone, but they step to the same way.

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11/28/2012

That awkward moment when your friend keeps talking and you pretend to be interested.

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01/18/2012

That awkward moment after you pour your cereal into the bowl thinking you have milk... only to realize you don't have milk at all.

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07/26/2011

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