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Most animals get funnier when you shave them. Not bears. Bears get even more terrifying.

08/18/2011

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash - Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

News Status Updates

10/06/2011

LIKE IF you put things in a safe place and then forget where the safe place is ツ

Facebook Status Updates

06/16/2011

Did you know? Its impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :)

International Status Updates

07/09/2011

LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes...

Facebook Status Updates

06/27/2011

The awkward moment when you're at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog.

Awkward Moment When

06/16/2011

LIKE IF YOU CAN`T LIVE WITHOUT : ╔══════╦═╗╔═╦═══╦═╦═══╗ ║░╔╗╔╗░║░║║░║╚══╣░║░╔═╝ ║░║╚╝║░║░╚╝░╠══╗║░║░╚═╗ ╚═╝░░╚═╩════╩═══╩═╩═══╝

Symbol Status Updates

06/01/2011

The awkward moment when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.

Awkward Moment When

06/12/2011

fri(END] , boyfri(END] , girlfri(END] Everything has an END , exept for fam(ILY] .

Relationship Status Updates

06/28/2011

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Phone Status Updates

07/05/2011

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow...

Awkward Moment When

06/16/2011

LIKE IF you say "never mind" when you don't feel like repeating yourself.

Facebook Status Updates

10/10/2011

LIKE If you've ever laughed so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a dumbfounded seal.

Facebook Status Updates

09/20/2011

That awkward moment when you can't stop laughing while telling a joke and when your finally done your friends doesn't even get it.

Awkward Moment When

06/29/2011

Just because I don't talk to you, or text you first, doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me.

Love Status Updates

06/15/2011

3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die. ♥

Love Status Updates

06/21/2011

Hey, I found your Nose, it was in my business again.

Life Status Updates

06/03/2011

The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down & you don't know whether to tell, because you can't explain why you were looking that low.

Awkward Moment When

06/25/2011

That awkward moment when sarcasm doesn’t work in a text..

Awkward Moment When

06/16/2011

LIKE if you hate when you... say something funny & then someone says it louder & gets the credit.

Facebook Status Updates

08/28/2011

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