Backwards Dog, Unimpressed KittEhh, & Silly Statuses

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Silly Statuses for Facebook:

1. Closest I’ve come to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop
2. When I order pizza online and there’s a “Notes” box I put “Ring bell, Cross moat, SLAY DRAGON”
3. The longest five seconds in anyone’s life is waiting to press the “Skip Ad” button on YouTube.
4. It’d be hilarious to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security’s face when they pull off the mask.
5. That awkward moment when someone knows you, but you don’t know them.
6. Dr. Seuss may have very well been the greatest rapper of all time.
7. Person is typing..
   Person is typing..
   Person is typing..
   Person is typing..
   Person is typing..
   Person is typing..
   Person says: hi
   YOU BITCH!
8. I love summer so much *sits around doing nothing*
9. I don’t stalk, I investigate.
10. I think it’s so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me don’t pretend to be something you’re not.
11. Walking out of a store after not buying anything and thinking, “try not to act like a criminal, try not to act like a criminal”
12. 2 Chainz: “She got a big booty so I call her big booty.”
    Me: “That was deep man…”
13. ppl who are trying way too hard 1. miley cyrus
14. What did the llama say when he got kicked off the farm? Alpaca my bags.
15. I don’t have bumper stickers because I don’t believe in anything strongly enough to potentially get my car keyed.
16. While in the shower:
    2% Washing.
    8% Singing.
    90% Winning fake arguments.
17. Democrats vs Republicans…ready…set…waste time!
18. Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
19. Love is always worth fighting for, unless you’re the only one fighting for it.
20. “Hey, it’s been 30 seconds, go check your phone again.” – My Brain

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KitTehh is not impressed:

The story goes that this little kitten didn’t like his owner blowing bubbles and wanted to demonstrate their disapproval. [via: imgur]

Dog goes up stairs backwards:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP-9Vz2qUz8[/youtube]

At first I thought I was just watching the video backwards then… whoa, that is one confused puppy 🙂