Funny April Fools Day Status Updates – 2015 Edition

Score more likes on April Fools, share one of these..

Funny Status Updates for April Fools 2015:

1. When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
2. Trust and believe no one. Just like any other day.
3. Who the hell needs April fools when the rest of 2015 will probably be a joke anyways.
4. April Fools day is a great day to let your crush know how you feel about them cause if they don’t feel the same way you can just say April Fools.
5. Just because it’s April Fools doesn’t mean you can hurt other people’s feelings, alright? Be careful, would be pranksters.
6. Hard to know how to celebrate April Fools when everything is already a joke.
7. It’s gorgeous outside. I think I’ll take a nap.
8. I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everybody’s cup of tea.
9. My life is about as organized as the $5 bin at Walmart.
10. Getting back with an ex is like using the same piece of toilet paper twice…
11. If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glass.
12. You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
13. The cat’s out of the bag — I was one of the Mega Millions jackpot winners. And no, I’m not sharing.
14. OMG. I can’t believe I’m getting my own reality show.
15. Did anyone else get the email about them canceling school next week?
16. If anyone wants to use the beach house we rented in Bermuda for two weeks this summer, let me know. The hubby can’t take that much time off from work, so we have to cancel. No charge — we just need someone to take it off our hands.
17. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
18. Oh April Fool’s day, where everyone teeter-totters between brilliance and insanity. Welcome to my World!!
19. Survived April Fools Day without being pranked, however there was a baby on my doorstep this morning, but I’m pretty sure thats unrelated.
20. I feel bad for the people who change their birthday for April Fools Day and then their mom wishes them Happy Birthday 🙂

Witty Status | Yesterdays Status Updates…

How To Bond With Your Baby..

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUI9Zn_mVbU[/youtube]

LOL, that is pretty clever. The look on the guys face while he does it is absolutely priceless. Feel free to share if you know someone who needs to bond with their baby.