From this week on FB…
20 Popular Facebook Status Updates:
- Our kids will never know the terror of calling a crush and having a parent answer the phone.
- My biggest fear is that there is no PMS and this is my personality.
- The awkward moment when you’re actually telling the truth but you either laugh or smile and everybody thinks you’re lying.
- I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious.
- There’s no enlightenment to be found in jogging. Have you ever seen a picture of Buddha jogging?
- I love those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and then have a deep conversation with and it’s not weird at all.
- Sometimes, I’ll start a text with “lol” if it might be a sensitive subject. Like, “lol it’d be cool if you moved out kyle.”
- Guys if you ever want to imagine what a woman’s mind feels like imagine a browser with 2,859 tabs open. All. The. Damn. Time.
- Some women need to learn that being attractive is not an excuse for being a bitch.
- LIKE if your parents ask you to do something and you tell them you’ll do it in ten minutes then you never do it.
- Don’t die a virgin…terrorists are up there waiting for you.
- This is actually a law in Alaska……..”It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.” What?
- The worst thing you can do for somebody is something they should be doing for themselves.
- Wouldn’t it be great to hear a priest say “been there, done that” in reply to your confessed sins?
- “Just kidding” is just an excuse to not get in trouble for something that you really wanted to say all along.
- Count your age by friends, not years; count your life by smiles, not tears.
- A few simple tips: Don’t promise when you’re happy, Don’t reply when you’re angry, and Don’t decide when you’re sad.
- Sometimes it takes a wrong turn to put us in the right place.
- If it was easy, everybody would be doing it.
- You know people be creepin’ when they like a Status update from a week ago.
“That’s AMAAZING” -Cat
Ladies & Gentlemen, Amazed CAT is very very very Amazed. Perhaps you will amaze your Facebook friends by reposting him.
FACT: Sloths are Adorable… Even when they cry.