Drummer Kitty, Class Problems, & Shareable Status Posts

April 24, 2012

Get more LIKEs, share these…

Shareable Status Posts for Facebook:

  • Saving text messages on your phone that make you smile.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I’ve got a time machine. I get in and it takes me seven hours into the future. I call it… bed.
  • Rawwrrr means I love you in dinosaur. Everyone knows that, silly.
  • I wish my eyes could take pictures.
  • When I’m in an elevator with other people, I just stare at them the entire time so that the ride isn’t awkward.
  • You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved, and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it.
  • I sprayed mosquito repellent on a mosquito. Now he’ll never have any friends.
  • I wouldn’t have to manage my anger… If people could learn to manage their stupidity. (198+LIKEs & 29Shares in 3 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I’d love to punch them in the face.
  • It’s funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But, once you make one mistake, it’s never forgotten.
  • Oh no. Is that ______ ? OMG! WALK WALK WALK…..
  • That awkward moment when you think someone was waving at you, so you wave back, then play it off like you were just scratching your head.
  • A kick in the balls is over 9000 del (units) of pain, which is like giving birth to 160 kids and fracturing up to 3200 bones at a time.
  • Sometimes second chances work out better than the first, because we learn from our mistakes.
  • If you put your finger in your ear and scratch it sounds like you’re playing Pac-Man.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

Funny Status of the Week:

Funny Status of the Week

Well played sir, well played! What’s the most creative way you’ve solved a problem recently???

This cat was born to play the drums…

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Kitty holds the beat down pretty good there. Share that talented cat w/your FB buddies for some LIKE love.

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Crazy Cat, Found Him, & Great Facebook Statuses

April 23, 2012

Just when you’ve run out of things to do on the internet, we give you these…

Great Status Updates for Facebook:

  • A life without dreaming, is a life without meaning.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • If my room is clean, it means that Facebook is not working.
  • Saying “Oh yeah, I remember” when you really don’t.
  • Me: I need someone in charge of stopping me right before I make a huge mistake. My brain: Not it.
  • Has anyone noticed that the texts you’re trying to cancel always send faster?
  • Dear Music, Thank you for being there for me when nobody else was.
  • Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook. (100+LIKEs in 3 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I’m breaking up with my health club… we’re just not working out.
  • What do Facebook and Walmart have in common? I go to both to remind myself how much smarter I am than everyone else.
  • I don’t have a comeback so I’m just going to correct your grammar and spelling.
  • Any guy looks cool riding a motorcycle. If you really want to know what kind of a man you’ve got – watch him walk through a spider web.
  • Laughing is easily my second favorite thing, after eating.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They laugh and call you something even more offensive.

We Found Him..

We found him...

Ohhhh Mr. Frederickson!!!!! Share this funny picture with your Facebook friends and watch the LIKEs & Comments roll right in. One click sharing by hovering your mouse over the picture and clicking share.

This is one crazy kitty…

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LOL! What the heck is going on there! Share that hilariously cute cat with your Facebook friends for instant LIKEability and comments.

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Charlie Sheen, Good Memories, & Best Statuses

April 20, 2012

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Best Facebook Status Updates of the Week:

  1. The awkward moment when someone says something to you for the fifth time and you still don’t know what they said.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. Is it dead? ( ._.) (._. ) I don’t know? Poke it.
  3. Paper cut: A tree’s one glorious moment of revenge.
  4. *Username already taken* “WHO STOLE MY IDEA.
  5. That awkward moment you realize you’ve been mispronouncing a word your entire life.
  6. One of the worst mistakes you’ll make is walking away from the girl that stood there and waited for you.
  7. No, I would not like to join your exclusive membership rewards club. I’m buying a sandwich.
  8. Respect your elders. They made it through school without Google and Wikipedia. (209+LIKEs in 3 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  9. No good girl deserves to be just an option.
  10. The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
  11. Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
  12. Sleep is for the people who has no access to Internet.
  13. I have the answers to the ethics test if anyone needs them.
  14. Removing me as a friend, wow, you sure showed me.   (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  15. Eyeing your toys suspiciously after watching Toy Story. e__e

Props if you could do this…

Childhood Memories

Mad props! Post this nostalgic imagery on your wall for instant LIKEs & comments.

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Charlie Sheen is back…

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Now there is a viral video! The Sheen Machine is back, share it with all your Facebook friends while this video is still gaining traction.

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Adele, Potato Chips, & Great Facebook Statuses

April 19, 2012

Get Liked, try these…

Great Status Updates about Life & Love:

  • If “plan A” didn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • When I’m reading a book and someone asks me what I’m reading, I don’t answer. I just raise up the book, so they can see the cover.
  • No matter where you live, there’s always 1 light switch that doesn’t do anything.
  • True love is like ghost, which everyone talks about but few have seen.
  • The beeping noise from microwave is always 100x’s louder at night.
  • Sea levels aren’t rising due to global warming. They are rising due to the increase in obesity. The continents are actually sinking…  (169+LIKEs in 6 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Listening to music can help you run faster and get a better work out at the gym. It can help increase endurance by as much as 15%.
  • When I was little I thought the D in Disney looked like a G.
  • All Day: Tired. Time to Go to Bed: Not tired!
  • Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.
  • Facebook rule #1: If I’m not in it, don’t tag me in your photo.
  • The best way to make people remember you? Borrow money from them.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Attractive person: Hi. Me: Is this some kind of sick joke?

Adele:

Adele - Rolling in the Deep

Ha! Now that’s a share-worthy funny picture :) Share this pop culture meme with your Facebook friends by hovering your mouse cursor over the picture and selecting share.

Problem with Potato Chips these days…

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Totally true! Share this video on your FB wall and spread the word – we won’t accept 5 chip Potato bags!!!!

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Top LIKEs on Facebook, DORA Baby, & Guilty Dog

April 18, 2012

Step your Statuses up with these…

Top 15 LIKEd Status Updates this week on Facebook:

  1. You know a girl just broke up with her boyfriend when she starts putting a million quotes on Facebook.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. The best kinds of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent. 2) Feeling a 6 pack coming. 3) Tears in your eyes.
  3. Accidentally used AOL.com to search for something today. I feel like everyone who works there probably high-fived each other and got really hopeful about the future.
  4. Procrastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.
  5. I like how the Ninja Turtles wear masks. Good way to hide your identity, it’s not like you’re a giant turtle or anything.
  6. Being in a relationship is not about kissing, dates or showing off. It’s about being with the person who makes you happy.
  7. LIKE IF you say “never mind” when you don’t feel like repeating yourself.  (400+LIKEs in 6 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  8. F.R.I.E.N.D.S: (F)ight for you. (R)espect you. (I)nvolve you. (E)ncourage you. (N)eed you. (D)eserve you. (S)ave you
  9. *Types in password* ‘Incorrect password’ *Types in password again* ‘Incorrect password’ ARE U FRIGGIN KIDDING ME THAT IS MY….-Oh..Caps Lock.
  10. That awkward moment when your crush doesn’t reply to your messages, but updates their Facebook status…
  11. LIKE if your heart skips a beat when you forget to set your alarm but magically wake up on-time anyhow.
  12. If you’re going to tell someone you love them, then you better live up to those words cause love needs to be shown, not said.
  13. Having a more compassionate attitude helps you communicate more easily with your fellow human beings.
  14. These days…. my Happy Hour is a NAP.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  15. LIKE If you’ve ever laughed so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a dumbfounded seal.

Confused baby…

Dora The Explorer

Shocking revelation from this adorably cute yet confused baby. Hover your mouse over to share that hilarious pic with your FB friends. LIKEs & comments are all but guaranteed!

Which is the Guilty Dog?

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Haha, I think we found the guilty party! I love how that dog just looks plain guilty. Share this video with your Facebook friends for instant LIKE-ability.

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