Picture Fish, LIKE you on Facebook, & Funny Status Updates

January 10, 2012 By Leave a Comment

Be a local celebrity share these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • You are such a perfect little arrangement of atoms. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • That one-day popularity on Facebook because it’s your birthday.
  • What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi.
  • I always give waiters a tip, but they never seem to appreciate my advice.
  • Facebook will be much more interesting if only they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke.
  • That amazing feeling when you have a SUPER clean bedroom.
  • I’m going to start a band called “Free Beer” because when people see a sign that says “Free Beer Tomorrow at 9PM” everyone is going to be there.  (299+Likes in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I’m serious; it was a joke.
  • Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be taught that sorrows know how to swim.
  • is missing when Facebook started status updates with, “_________ is…”
  • It’s people that give drinking a bad name.
  • Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
  • I hate when I have so much to say but I can’t put it in words.
  • Independent: How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice , but is still single.11,001+ More Status Updates for Facebook…

Face painting taken to a whole new level…

Funny Fish

Nemo would be jealous! Share that on FB and watch the LIKEs & Comments swim in :) 

LIKE you better on Facebook (Video):

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Auto-tuning is awful but, the video and lyrics are hilarious. Post to your wall and see what your Facebook friends think of this music video.

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Kitty Commercial, Duck Face, & LIKEable Status Updates

January 9, 2012 By Leave a Comment

Get the LIKEs you need, share these…

LIKEAble Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Love isn’t complicated, people are. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Some people are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
  • I struggle at trying to tell jokes, cause I always start laughing in the middle of them.
  • The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day.
  • People who eat loads of food and never gain weight, I hate you.
  • Are you really leaving or are you just trying to brighten up my day?
  • Sorry about last night texts. My phone was drunk. (216+Likes in 9 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
  • If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN.
  • What do I know about sex? I’m a married man.
  • I love YouTube..one minute I’m watching a music video and before I know it I’m seeing people breaking their legs doing dumb stuff.
  • Ladies, life is short. So buy the shoes!
  • Just because I send you to voicemail doesn’t mean that I want you to leave me one.
  • Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • A friend like you is worth a million dollars. So, if you don’t mind…can I sell you?

The “Duck Face” Pose gets a lot of love on Facebook, but this doggie brings new meaning to the term…

Dog Duck Face

Share that on your FB wall and see what your friends think of that adorable duck face ;)

Funny Video:

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Ah Japan, you’re so weirdly awesome! Share with your FB friends and watch the LIKEs & Comments FLY in!

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Charleston Dance, Baby Panda, & Funny Statuses

January 6, 2012 By Leave a Comment

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Funny Status Updates:

  • You this read wrong.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • “I need to talk to you” is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you’ve ever done in your life
  • Grocery store aisles should have a fast lane.
  • Pretending you’re the host of a cooking show, when you’re home alone cooking.
  • I had the urge to clean my place today so I laid down until the urge went away.
  • Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox.
  • Everyone has that 1 friend that you only answer their phone calls if you’re drunk.
  • That awkward moment when you’re talking and you realize no one cares about what you’re saying.  (263+Likes in 15minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
  • When you aim for perfection you discover it is a moving target.
  • Advancements in phone technology are making it really difficult for me to make new excuses as to why I am ignoring them.
  • Work is the curse of the drinking class.
  • if I cannot hear you after 3 tries, I just smile and nod.
  • Everyone has that 1 friend that shows you YouTube videos that are way too long.
  • What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Those who say they “sleep like a baby”, haven’t got one.

Baby Kung-Fu Panda (in training):

Baby Kung Fu Panda

Enough! Share that adorableness on Facebook already for LIKE-city!

1920′s Dance, Charleston, is back in a big way…

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Didn’t expect that to be as awesome as it was. And, I doubt your Facebook friends will be expecting that amazingness!  Which is why you should share that on your FB page.

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Salesman Comedian, Awkward Relationships, & Great Statuses

January 5, 2012 By Leave a Comment

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GREAT Status Updates for Facebook:

  • That awesome moment when you say something really funny and everyone laughs, so you just sit there like a boss.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • The problem with reality is a lack of background music.
  • After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity.
  • That awkward moment when you’re scuba diving and you see Adele rolling in the deep.
  • Best invention ever; a mirror that takes pictures
  • To hate a person is a waste; half the people you hate don’t care, and the other half don’t know.
  • Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social network, not a diary.
  • Nothing changes a Facebook relationship status faster than a weekend full of tagged photos!  (176+Likes in 15minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
  • Requesting a table in the “Hot Waitress” section should be socially acceptable.
  • Turning off the downstairs lights and running upstairs so no one kills you…
  • Never underestimate my power to get absolutely nothing done all day.
  • Ameri-fact: Mitt is actually short for Mittens Romney.
  • That awkward moment when you know something but you don’t know how to explain it.
  • You know what’s huge in Japan? Sumo wrestlers. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Relationships on Facebook gone Bad…

Facebook Cousin Relationship

Forever Alone! Just one of many awkward Facebook relationship statuses that you’ll come across in 2012.

Pure Comedy Gold:

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Would you buy from this guy if he came to your door?  Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of this guys sales pitch.

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50 Great Viral Videos, Cop Kitty, & Funny Statuses

January 4, 2012 By Leave a Comment

Make someone’s day share these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • ROFL!!….. LOL jk i’m still in my chair.
  • Facebook: Like if… Tumblr: Reblog if… Twitter: RT if… Life: Raise your hand if…
  • “Wow, that is a nice lookin’ pair of Crocs.” Said no one ever.
  • Why doesn’t a deli slicer just have a scale on it?
  • A job is nice but it interferes with my life.
  • LIKE if you remember going to someones MySpace page and a horrible song would start playing.  (114+Likes in 10 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Mint gum + Cold water = Cool feeling.
  • Facebook is perfect for those people that have never been very good at waiting for their turn to speak.
  • That awkward moment when you realize this year is just going to be filled with morons talking about the end of the world the whole time.
  • You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.
  • Facebook is where you lie to your friends. Twitter is where you’re honest with complete strangers.
  • Dear Blackberry……HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Sincerely, Apple.
  • Yeah… If you play “hard to get”, I promise I will play “not give a crap” in return.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • If you think paper beats rock, please hold this piece of paper in front of your face for a second…

Cop Kitty is an officer of the law:

Officer Kitty

Get more LIKEs share this adorable Kitty on Facebook :)

50 Great Viral Videos of 2011:

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Ah, memories! So many awesome videos in there. Share that on your wall for instant LIKEs and comments.

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