Fantastic Fishy, Baby Interrogation, & Funny Status Updates

January 24, 2012 Leave a Comment

More EPIC Statuses for every occasion…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • I’m perfectly happy being single… Until I see a happy couple.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • People that are organized are just too lazy to look for things.
  • Deja Vu – When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.
  • Dear toothpaste, I know you’re still in there! Sincerely, still squeezing the tube.
  • I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
  • Congratulations! You always create drama out of absolutely nothing.
  • If she has 500 likes and 400 comments in a photo, what’s missing? Her clothes.
  • LIKE if you have a specific way of eating certain foods.  (213+LIKEs in 3 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I hate that little line of dirt that I can never get into the dust pan.
  • I work for a living, I don’t live for working.
  • Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
  • I’ve always pronounced duct tape as duck tape.
  • Forgot to go too the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row…. smh
  • Laws are like sausages… it’s better not to see them being made.
  • Remember that there’s always someone cooler, smarter, stronger or prettier than you. That would be me.
  • “You’re like a coin”….”Awwww, valuable?”….”no, two faced”
  • It’s not how good your work is, it’s how well you explain it.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • A person hates you for 1 of 3 reasons. 1) They want to be you. 2) They hate themselves. 3) They see you as a threat.

Ah the Fantastic Little Fishy…

Smiley Fish

If that won’t get you some darn Facebook LIKEs, I don’t know what will. Heck, even post it on the trendy new PINTEREST, if you must!

Who’s your favorite???

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What a cutie :) Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of this adorable little interrogation.

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Lucky Catch, Puppy Snooze, & Great Status Updates

January 23, 2012 Leave a Comment

Get the LIKEs you deserve, share these…

Great Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Facebook needs a “Drama of the day” section in my news feed.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • If Monday had a face I would punch it.
  • When I hear a song that fits my current life situation, I listen to it 24/7
  • “Wow, that is a nice lookin’ pair of Crocs.” Said no one ever.
  • You can NEVER just watch 1 YouTube video.
  • Here’s a bit of advice: a dvi
  • People who create their own drama, deserve their own karma.
  • The older the Facebook post, the creepier your “like” becomes.  (185+LIKEs in 5 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
  • My computer desktop could be on Hoarders.
  • Before Facebook = Twitter. Before Twitter = Myspace. Before Myspace = Life
  • I hate awkward silence over the phone, which is why I’d rather text.
  • A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A stupid person makes it.
  • Home is where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
  • The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • Dear Toilet, Please Flush! Please Flush! Please Flush!! Sincerely, At my friend’s house.

Just a lil’ puppy sneaking a snooze, that’s all…

sleeping puppy

Ah-dor-able. Share with your FB Friends and see what they think of this lil cutie :)

Kid gets an unbelievably lucky grab from his super nice brother…

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What a grab! Kids are really motivated by cash these days, LOL! Post to your Facebook page and watch the LIKE’s & Comments fly right in.

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Dancing Zebra, Plastic Utensil Art, & Funny Statuses

January 20, 2012 Leave a Comment

Get more LIKEs per status share these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • If your significant other claims they never looks at your Facebook profile, change your status to ‘Single’ and wait for 5 minutes.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • The traffic light always turns green right as I’m picking up my phone.
  • Only in America… do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
  • There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
  • May your life one day be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
  • “Can I use your phone to call my mom?” “Yeah, just hit redial….”
  • That annoying person who always tries to destroy your logic on your Facebook statuses because they think they’re smarter than you.  (194+LIKEs in 7 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Don’t argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
  • ██████ ██████ ████████ ██ ████ ██ ████ █████████ This status update has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A and has been removed.
  • Admit It. You talk to yourself, everyone does.
  • 2010: Doodle Jump.. 2011: Angry Birds.. 2012: Temple Run..
  • Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.
  • It’s 2012 and we’re not driving dinosaurs? The future sickens me…
  • Pack of gum, 10 chances to turn an enemy into a friend.
  • All generalizations are false, including this one. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember… that’s where the knives are kept.

Made entirely of Plastic Utensils:

Plastic Utensils Sculpture

How incredible is that?!?! Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of that fantastic display of creativity. (VIA: IMGUR)

Never met a Zebra who could dance like this before…

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Can you bust a move like that Zebra? Post to your FB wall and watch the LIKEs/Comments dance right in.

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Flute Madness, LightSwitch, & Great Statuses

January 19, 2012 Leave a Comment

Get the LIKEs you deserve share these…

Great Facebook Statuses:

  • The only thing worse than dramatic girls facebook statuses…dramatic guys Facebook statuses.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Hitting your hip on a corner and feeling like you’ve been shot.
  • GAGA: So famous, even babies know her name
  • Since when did bathrooms become photobooths?
  • Telling people your phone is gonna die, But you really just don’t want to text them.
  • How I view dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labrador. How I view cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat
  • It’s not weird to talk to yourself, it’s just weird when someone else hears you talking to yourself.  (194+LIKEs in 7 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
  • English Teachers tend to put more thought in the books then the author did.
  • Tall guy + Short girl = cute. But Short guy + Tall girl = really awkward…
  • If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn’t photo shop be illegal for models? o__O
  • Dear radio stations, you do realize there are more than just 5 songs in the world, right?
  • Sarcastic comment loading… ████████████ 95% … wait for it… wait for it..  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • FYI: Under SOPA, you could get 5 years for uploading a Michael Jackson song. One year more than the doctor who killed him.

Funny Lightswitch Cover:

Funny Lightswitch

Lulz , I’d love to see that one in person… Share on your Facebook page and see what hilarious comments/LIKEs come in on this one :)

Guy tears it up on the flute…

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Ya, I do that in my hotel all the time when I’m bored too…. NOT! Post to your Facebook Wall and see what your friends think of that abnormal performance.

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Tickling Camel, Cat in a Box, & Funny Statuses

January 18, 2012 Leave a Comment

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Of course I can keep a secret. It’s the people I tell it to who can’t.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
  • “What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller.” ~Mario
  • Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.
  • Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
  • Have you ever woke up pissed at someone because of something they did in your dream?
  • Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions. (186+Likes in 10 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
  • I smile because I don’t know what the hell is going on.
  • Keep talking; someday you’ll say something intelligent.
  • People that say “money can’t buy happiness” either have no money or buying the wrong things.
  • The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have.
  • I’m so old that, when I was in school, history was called current affairs.
  • I got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You read that wrong too.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

Cat in a Box:

Cat in a Box

Share this adorable little pic with your Facebook friends and see what they think.

Camel gets tickled, hilarity ensues…

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LOL! Post to your FB wall for instant LIKEs ;)

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